Your left index finger is a gun that has just fired

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Sn1P3r M98

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Shit, I just ruined my new keyboard. Hopefully it didn't penetrate through the floor and into the people below me...
 

thenumberthirteen

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Looks like I can say goodbye to having kids, or owning a penis.

And no i wasn't doing that. My hand was resting in my lap.
 

Gudrests

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Enkidu88 said:
Well my left index finger, and my entire left hand was um...um...I uh....well I mean to say is...

Oh God, its completely gone!

Don't just stand there! GET AN AMBULANCE!

*Cries*

:p
I lawled soo hard....

Crap...i was pointing...at...OH thank GOD!!! I JUST MISSED IT...2 inches down and I would be... ^^^^^^^ DAT GUY....BYE STOMACH
 

joshuaayt

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Shotgun? Hmn. I don't know, any ballistics experts? It was about parallel with my knee, weakly pointing at the wall in front of me, under the desk. I figure it probably spread out enough to break my knees, if not my entirety.
 

Android2137

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...NOOOO! MY FACE! MY FACE! I NEED IT TO EAT AND SEE AND SMELL AND STUFF!!

(I was scratching my nose at the time.)
 

Zenomorph

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aww crap my hand was in a fist soo i guess my entire left arm is now a smoldering stump of meat and bone.
 

Ice Car

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I just killed 5 people in my Test Prep class, including my teacher.

The damages are obvious.
 

CrystalShadow

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Aw... Not my mouse. >_<

And the desk...

And depending on the force of the blast, my foot. Ouch.
 

LeonLethality

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Twilight_guy said:
Damn I shot myself in the leg. Remember me as a hero who had awesome gun fingers!
We'll remember you as the guy who shot himself in the leg with the awesome gun finger that he didn't know he had before it was too late.

We'll erect a statue in your honour.
 

Guitarmasterx7

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What's left of my desk is probably going to fall over sideways, because I just shot off the whole left support.
 

Ranooth

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Oooo mine was facing my wall, hopefully the bullet traveled through it went killed that dickhead that keeps me up next door.