Your left index finger is a gun that has just fired

[Breaker deGodot]

Well there goes my lower lip. Actually I probably just put a bullet in my head.

 

[Citrus]

We had a good run, collarbone.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It hits the back window that is very far away from me. Since you said it was like a shot gun, I figure the pellets dispersed and peppered the windows (as I said, it's a pretty good distance) and also grazed a nearby couch.

 

[Andrecova]

Shotgun-like? Well then, range considered, my left arm is probably in the ground by now. At best, it's dangling from the shoulder. Oh, and I probably lost hearing on my left ear, and the left side of my neck is probably no good anymore either... Damn it.

 

[Ace of Spades]

There's a hole in my wall, but my laptop is alright.

 

[Lambi]

I am very thankful it wasn't pointing a little more to the right because of how my arm was, otherwise, certain..."things" would be gone...

I hit my leg, though. While not very nice, I'd rather have that shot than...yeah...

 

[revolutionaification]

Well thanks for that. My jaw is now somewhere on the other side of the room and my right arm's repurposed itself as a rather macabre draft excluder.

Why did it have to be a shotgun?! You ruined my comfy office chair and everything!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I think I just shot myself in the foot.

 

[The Long Road]

There goes ALL my textbooks. And part of my desk. And the ceiling of the unfortunate people below me.

Whoops!

 

[Jaser]

My left index finger was pointing downwards, just barely missing my crotch. I now have a giant whole in my bed.

 

[master m99]

my mouse and/or floor are toast =(

 

[Soul137]

you blew up my cheezburger asshole!

 

[StoneCutter]

Wow... right up my nose... I think I just killed myself in the most efficient way possible...

 

[HTID Raver]

the ceiling

 

[The Last Parade]

there goes my intestinal tract as well as a majority of my digestive system

 

[agrajagthetesty]

Straight through my neck, so I doubt my head is even attached any more.

Not such a good outcome.

 

[Donttazemehbro]

At the point you read [b/]this[/b] word your index finger just went off like a shotgun. What was it pointing at when it went off? Did you get hit? Was something destroyed? What is the damage?

(This whole concept is stolen but it's fun.)

BAH SHIT i just killed my girlfriend. Shouldnt have carried a loaded pleasure gun. Bow Chicka Bow Wow.

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

Well, goodbye penis. It's been fun. And frustrating. And sometimes painful...come to think of it, you're kind of a bastard. Well, you were.

 

[Trucken]

Oh fuck, my asscheek! My left one to be specific. It might've hit my right one too. And my couch is definitely fucked up.

 

[F-I-D-O]

There goes the mouse, and my friend's computer tower, as well as part of the wall.
Damn, I can't pay for that.
Now if it was my right hand, my friend would be gone, as well as most of my stomach.
Problem solved. Now, TO A HOSPITAL!