Your left index finger is a gun that has just fired

[Will Ferguson]

Damn it, not again.

 

[captaincabbage]

HOLYSHITWHATTHEFUCKJUSTHAPPENED!!?!?

I usually just use my right hand to type and click away, so my left hand weirdly enough just sits on my leg on the first knuckles, so my finger was pointing backwards.

I've got some singes on my leg and an extremely tattered jacket, not to mention a sore eardrum, but other than the fact that my finger is apparently a shotgun when I read the word "This", I'm fine.

 

[Chairman Miaow]

My brain. Thanks.

 

[The Bum]

Huzza...I've blow my laptop to bits...and my leg.

 

[Doomcat]

I was drinking soup streight out of the bowl...at the very least i've broken a glass bowl next to my face (broken glass...OUCH) at most, streight through the brain...i dunno which is worse >.>

 

[Shotzey]

My foot is gone and I'm pretty sure the pellets flew into my lower stomach.

 

[omega_peaches]

I am now dead.
I shot myself in the head.

 

[micky]

the top part of my mouse is destroyed and now i dont have a Spanish-English dictionary, not much of a loss there.

 

[Gerrawn]

My hand just exploded.

 

[Drakmorg]

Well I just scared the shit out of neighbors since I just blew a hole into the wall our apartments share. Let's just hope nobody was standing close to it at the time.

At least I'm not missing any limbs, hopefully my neighbors aren't either.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Looks like my little death...*puts on shades*...is bigger than I expected.

 

[Alssadar]

There goes my palm. Probably my left wrist also.
The blood would probably also stain my robe so that would be ruined too...

 

[AtheistAndProud]

AAH! MY LEG! MEDIC!
Seriously, I feel bad for the guy caught picking his nose, the poor faceless sod.

 

[proctorninja2]

shit i just blew a hole through my cheek and the wall possibly killing the kid next door, since im in my dorm i might be in slight trouble for that thanks

 

[Addicted Muffin]

nothing is damaged, but this shit really needs to go back to /b/ and stay there... i see millions of these on /b/, we dont need them on escapist

 

[Ultra_Caboose]

I have no jaw. Great.

 

[CJMacM]

Well damn, I just shot myself in the face

 

[Bravo 21]

Well, I just about shot myself in the chest and almost blew off my right arm, but didn't, and just hit the table, and almost the TV. there may also be a pellet or two in my arm , but only if the spread is quite wide.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Hand curled in a fist due to me resting my face on said fist. I've pretty much just severed my new found gun-finger, making this the shortest origin story ever.

Even Marvel superheroes go longer than this without being de-powered...