Your left index finger is a gun that has just fired

[Macgyvercas]

Errm...I think I'm dead, cause the back of my neck is gone.

 

[WildSeraph]

Well, time to get a new chin.

 

[Eomega123]

To keep this pg-rated...I will not be having any children any time soon.

 

[Death God]

I just shot my brand new 70" HD T.V. ... damn! That would seriously suck!

 

[Legendairy314]

Looks like I just blew off my left arm and either injured or killed a girl a few feet to my right. Should of known better than to look at the Escapist in-between classes.

 

[LCP]

Blerh... i needed a new computer anyway...

 

[vingtcinq]

My hand was curled and my chin was resting on it, so I think I completely lack a left hand and there's a hole in the nearby wall.

 

[RileyFaux]

I have successfully destroyed my radiator, that bastard had it coming, he was to hot for his own good!

 

[LittleJP]

I just put a whole in my left thigh.

Son of a wiggwam.

 

[thylasos]

I've destroyed my laptop and shot myself in the foot. Whooo!

 

[Laser Priest]

There goes the bottom of my right pant leg. No injury to my leg.

Don't ask.

 

[pearcinator]

Mouse, Phone, Wallet, Monitor, Desk, Rach of Black CD's, Wall

All destroyed.

 

[game-lover]

I just destroyed my bowl that I was eating noodles with.

And whatever shells were left--cause you know it's a lot--went into my leg. Hurts like a *****. Shrapnel from the bowl had to have gone flying everywhere. Probably into my computer screen which sucks. In my hand, maybye my face, surely my feet.

Yeah, all in all, not a very good day.

 

[loc978]

Buckshot in my ceiling. Not the first time that's happened.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I just blew a hole through my mouse, its bad and my bed and all the stuff under it.

meh, not a big loss.

 

[Chasom]

Grazed my head, went through my tv and killed my neighbor. FUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Soluncreed]

I was touching my left bigtoe. Shit.

 

[soes757]

I shot a deathclaw in the arm.
I wish it was the foot!

 

[Flukyjoker]

Dammit, I'm no good at drywalling

 

[Kuilui]

Well their goes my touch pad thing that I use to move the arrow around on my laptop. I'd be pretty pissed this laptop cost me a lot of money and I'm fairly certain it would not work after that lol.