Your left index finger is a gun that has just fired

[knight steel]

I just blew my ear off.

????

I believe that first word is riin.

Op: There goes my left leg and little timmy

 

[xmbts]

Well, just got shot in the stomach then, nice knowing you.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

My right arm is now flying off at break-neck speeds, with a huuuge hole where my shoulder was.
I suppose it was better than picking my nose, though.

 

[DaKiller]

well i was just scratching my... oh god

 

[Saelune]

If left hand, Im dead, if right hand, mouse and table are blasted. (Was holding chin with left)

 

[DirtyBurgers]

I was wondering what happens to the people that are currently missing their left index finger. Like amputated or born without it, I find it hilarious that wherever the biological waste of their fingers would have just shot up a lab somewhere.

Also above, I got the R.A.T 7 for Christmas, its fucking legit. Changing weights and everything, fucking adjustable sizes and whatnot. Its pretty much a goddamn beast.

 

[ArchBlade]

Well, there goes my jaw and all my teeth.

 

[Goldhawk777]

Damn! I knew that I left the safety off on my Spirit Gun. Nuts, there goes my couch, my floor, my downstairs neighbor's kitchen, HIS downstairs neighbor's bed....

 

[Herianden78]

I'm dead, went straight through both temples. I can still post though, so that's something.

 

[YukaTakeuchiFan]

If I somehow survive having the top half of my head blown completely off, I shall never again attempt to pick pretzel debris out of my teeth without a toothpick.

 

[Konaerix]

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
SPARKY!!!!!!!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Oh great ^&% all !#@*ing mighty I just shot myself in the nuts!!! *cries as he drives to the hospital*

 

[Xaio30]

WHAT THE F***ING SHIT! I just blew my half of my skull away! D:

 

[ScorpSt]

Well, I won't be having kids anymore. I was resting on my left arm and my finger was curled in a way that I was basically pointing at my crotch. On the plus side, I'll likely bleed to death before too long so lack of fertility is pretty much a non-issue!

 

[scyrin]

i just blew my laptop screen to bits and lost a few toes >.<

 

[thePyro_13]

I had my index finger in my mouth.

I doubt that their is much left connecting my head to my torso.

PS: I am now scared of my own fingers, thank you OP.

 

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I now have a large hole where my right shoulder was...