Your left index finger is a gun that has just fired

[Cheesezorz]

WHY WAS I SCRATCHING MY NOSE OH GOD

 

[Kris015]

My computer. I'm left-handed and right now I'm using the mousepad

 

[Orange Monkey]

My chest cavity just got blown open, was resting my head on the back of my fingers on my left hand. Great, from one lung surgery to another >_<

 

[Jaime_Wolf]

Dresser is blown all to hell.

Well, maybe. It's fairly old: solid, thick wood. Maybe only blown partially to hell. Or blown all to purgatory.

 

[KefkaCultist]

Just blew a giant hole in my laptop... Thats point blank right on my finger pad man!

I suppose its better than the right finger. I'd be missing about 1/4th of my head if you said right finger...

 

[Karlaxx]

I shall require new a new left leg, and maybe some new closet doors.
Other than that, we're peachy keen.

 

[Kaltazraza]

I killed a table, and now I won't be able to write as well, since I'm a leftie.

 

[LesCorbeaux]

I just told my friend to pull my finger, see you in heaven buddy.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Blew my left hand off, but I regenerated it.

 

[Telumektar]

Rigt index on the mouse: so Mouse, a sheet of paper and part of the desk are gone. Also maybe I blew part of my headset as I was holding my my chin and my left index was pointing upwards parallel to my jaw.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

Well, that would be a hole in my floor... Uncomfortably close to my left foot...

 

[silent-treatment]

i was scratching my nose.

 

[dfake]

Well I just lost my eph key... I hope you know that now.

 

[MisterDyslexo]

Oh no, Private Pyle died! He might've survived if my mother did take his helmet when I was a baby.

 

[Engarde]

Good thing I was never planning to have children. That is both the last time I rest my hand in my lap and the last time I forget to stock the emergency 'OH GOD MY VALUABLES' bandages next to my computer. I guess I'll just crawl into the kitchen and call an ambulance...

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

I just killed my girlfriend and my tutor.

You're a terrible person.

Haha, I'd love to see that out of context.

 

[Alex Haffenden]

Just destroyed my mouse, my Nexus One, my desk, my copy of Uncharted 2, and my Beatles Rock Band drum kit. Damn...

 

[Eisenfaust]

NO! MY MOUSE! WHY MUST YOU BE IN PIECES?! WHYYYYYYY????!!

 

[LackingSanity]

Perforated Septum? Damn near killed 'em!

Actually, I would have destroyed a very nice mug and possibly one corner of my monitor.

 

[spartandude]

Rest in peace pinky toe.... YOU SHALL BE AVENGED!