Your left index finger is a gun that has just fired

[That's Funny]

Goodbye lamp, hello hole in the window.

 

[Chimichanga]

As of writing your little post just cost me a wireless printer/scanner, ass-wipe. I am quite irate.

I am going to suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueee you for every penny!

 

[Slayer_2]

Part of my mouse and desk are now blown away.

 

[Triforceformer]

A large chunk of the left half of my pelvis is now a chunky mess.

 

[KiraTaureLor]

LOL, the index of my left hand was aiming straight at my heart, their overrated anyways, I was never using to begin with.

 

[Jroo wuz heer]

through the desk, grazing my pants and hitting a cardboard box filled with styrofoam, then the floor

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

Well there goes my brother's mouse. Relieved I wasn't on my computer when opening this thread...

 

[Pirakahunter788]

Ah shit. I was resting my head on my hand. There goes half my face.

Oh dear. Looks like I've done the same.
And I liked my face too. Shame.

 

[MikailCaboose]

Well then, my cat just got blasted to Kingdom come... Well shit!

 

[meowchef]

I just blew my right arm off at the elbow.

 

[Reptiloid]

Well, there goes my face...

 

[MasterChief892039]

I just shot myself in the bajingo. So much for children.

Also... I didn't realize I was on 4chan.

 

[Imat]

The 'd' key on my keyboard...Strafing just got a little more difficult...

 

[Dr.Sean]

OW I SHOT MYSELF IN THE DICK

 

[tobi the good boy]

I was chewing on my nail...

 

[bassie302]

lovely, there is now a large hole in the wall next to me. Oh well, summer's comin and my room was poorly ventilated anyway.

 

[similar.squirrel]

I have just obliterated my brain.

 

[Kitteh]

well i just blew off my arm, broke my bed, and hate you for turning my safety off my finger

 

[Kreett]

Ooooh... my balls... i... need... help... NOW!

 

[GundamSentinel]

Not too bad, glancing hit on my laptop before hitting the wall.