Your left index finger is a gun that has just fired

[Deadyawn]

Nooooo! Not the picture of the Lamborghini Countach I have hanging on my walll! It would have gone through the wall and probably killed my sister but the wall in question is solid brick so I guess that wouldnt happen. Oh well...

 

[Deadyawn]

You know, judging from the responses on this thread, its amazing how many people have their left index finger pointing at their own genetalia when they just clicked on a thread that has the title "your left index finger is a gun that has just fired". Is that subconcious or are you all just really weird...or both?

 

[hazabaza1]

My crotch now has burning hot tea over it. Thanks.

 

[jopomeister]

Oh snap.
Mine was resting on my neckbone, pointing downwards straight at my heart. That's me kinda dead.

 

[Artina89]

I would have blown a hole in my laptop and my lap. I don't think my friend would be too impressed with me bleeding all over her floor.

 

[The Human Torch]

Well, there went my nose.

 

[etherlance]

I just lost the top half of my skull....................................Thanks a lot.

 

[TheScottishFella]

My monitor. It was a nice monitor.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

It hit the cable of my headphone. Most of the pellets were caught by my rather oversized and overweight computer desk, a couple hit the corner of my computer's box at a non-fatal angle. No serious damage.

 

[bartholen_v1legacy]

I was scratching my crotch when I saw this topic.

Figure out the rest.

 

[Jedoro]

I just lost the skin on my right thigh, maybe a bit of meat. My pocket knife's fucked, too.

Jackass.

 

[BabySinclair]

If the left, my heel is burned from contacting a hot surface and the floor has a lot of holes in it. The right would destroy a speaker and put a hole in my desk.

 

[Schizzy]

All the important keys on my keyboard. That is the WASD keys. And then some.

And a little bit of my kneecap (cause I refuse to believe MacBooks can stop bullets.)

 

[Viking Incognito]

Just barely missed my nose and hit the wall, that was close.

 

[gphjr14]

Just destroyed my left knee and part of my right ACL.

 

[Pyrokinesis]

well there goes my lunch... and the side of my computer table... whata shame.

 

[ipop@you]

Grazed my left arm and put a hole in the wall, could've been worse, just before I read the post I was getting crisp (or chip if you're American) crumbs out of my teeth so that was a close call

 

[William MacKay]

my dick. i just shot my dick. damage: i'm gonna shove the finger in my ear and reread the first sentence.
for suicide.
as my dick had been blown off.
ow.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

My knees! MY GOD DAMNED KNEES!!!!!!

 

[mrscott137]

Left index finger? Good thing I masturbate with my right hand!