Your left index finger is a gun that has just fired

[mionic]

MY...BELLY!
*dies*

 

[icyneesan]

I'm pretty sure I'm dead now as I was scratching my butt...

 

[ThreeWords]

I guess I just put a hole through the menu, and the restaurant is in panic. That's what I get for Escaping on my phone while I wait for a waiter...

 

[Mister Benoit]

I just blew a hole through my stomach and mid section >.<

At least I was eating a swedish berry at my time of death.

 

[janerowdy]

I blew a hole in the wall - but I also stopped the guy in the next room from playing his music super-loud ever again

 

[ZombieGenesis]

...goodbye genetalia.

 

[Mannayz]

I just put a .44 caliber-sized hole in a wall just above a 32" television and slightly below an air-conditioner. No real harm done. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go deter some old people from calling the cops.

 

[Grey Walker]

Chin and throat are gone.

 

[AMAZED]

I just shot myself in the spine while scratching my back... ow

 

[torzath]

HOLY MOTHER, I JUST SHOT MY KNEE.
Oh well, at least I lived.

 

[Tzekelkan]

Holy shit I was holding it down my pants...

 

[Alon Shechter]

My mini LOTR Sting sword!
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[GreyFox389]

I am dead, as I was holding a coffee mug and my finger was right at my chest.

 

[Snowpact]

There goes my fridge door and a third of its contents.... Thanks for that.

 

[Thespian]

Seems to have blown off my F5 key. Now what do I do? Move my mouse up to the button to manually click refresh? Am I some sort of NEANDERTHAL?

 

[Ig88]

There goes a a Dualshock 3 controller, some game cases, and oh, my glass desk has shattered into pieces. Thanks.

 

[Elemental]

I was scratching my balls..

 

[Letitha]

Hmmm... a glass of cider, which means it went all over the cleaned-only-half-an-only-ago chair which I suppose also now has a hole in it. *Sigh*.

 

[Roofstone]

Farewell life, it was was hanging towards my heart.

And my teddy bear! D: Nuuu, poor guy.