Your most hated NPC

[DuctTapeJedi]

HIM!!


ALWAYS AND FOREVER HIM!!!

THANK YOU CHUCK NORRIS.........YOU JUST SAVED US ALL FROM THAT LITTLE SH%T!!!

Dude, that just made my day a little less crappy.

 

[dogmachines]

Malik out of AC 1, the guy with one arm who can't help but continually remind you that you're a complete bastard for making him lose his arm and getting his brother killed. He needs to get over himself and start doing some actual killing.

I really didn't like him until he finally got over himself towards the end. Fallout NV npcs always seem to get in my way and piss me off. Boone is good and all, but even with unlimited ammo he sometimes charges in with a machete to block my shots and get killed.

 

[Popadoo]

Every character you have to escort in every game ever.

 

[ThreeWords]

On Topic. The Guildmaster from Fable 1.
Guildmaster: "Hero, your health is low. Do you have any potions? Or food?"
Me (in my head): *stab whack fireball cut chop hack* "WHO HAS LOW HEALTH NOW, MUTHAFUCKA?!"

There's a reference to that in Fable 2 (I think) where it is said that the Guildmaster was found brutally murdered with the phrase "Your health is low. Do you have any potions? Or food?" carved into his forehead

 

[Ralen-Sharr]

Every character you have to escort in every game ever.

the escort quests in Oblivion were quite easy IMO.

Pick up char
select destination on fast travel
char says "ok thanks for the escort" and we're done
even if you have to foot it a bit... they still can't die.

How can you beat that for an escort?

 

[Legion]

Roman from GTA 4 for his obsession with "Big American Tee-Tee's", it became tiresome very quickly.

Sofia Lamb from Bioshock 2 or being such a selfish crazy *****.

Ambassador Udina from the Mass Effect series for what I imagine are obvious reasons. I mean seriously, even Evil characters must surely hate him?

Loghain from Dragon Age: Origins, I mean seriously, he deserved to die.

The woman from Dead Space, she was whiny, annoying and of course, a bad guy in the end.

Wynne from Dragon Age. Something about her...

I got fed up with her criticising every single thing that I did, even when I am playing as a bloody "good" character.

Moria from Fallout 3, she had an annoying voice, her quests were difficult (at the low level you first encountered her) and she didn't even give you any good rewards

I never found them too difficult, and the rewards for the optional objectives were pretty great.

I agree, especially the Shady Hat and some Stealth Boys.

that kid that was in charge of Little lamplight caverns in fallout 3, mayor Mcreedy I think it was

I don't care if he was a Kid I wanted to strangle the little basterd and this is coming from somone who usually has chronic hero/do-gooder sydrome in games

funnyly enough in Bioware games I tend to not mind the bitchy charachters that everyone else hates like Miranda from ME2 or Morrigan from dragon age

Oh God yes. McCreedy deserved a painful death. I also agree with the Bioware comment, I rarely dislike the "annoying" characters that we are seemingly "supposed" to hate. I wasn't a fan of Morrigan or Miranda at first, but I did like them the more I played.

Leliana from Dragon Age. God I hate her, haven't picked her up since my first playthrough.

Funnily enough she is one of my favourite NPC's of all time. Although she wasn't when I first came across her and she told me that God sent her.

Once you talk to her a bit she becomes a fascinating character I believe, although I can see why some may dislike her.

 

[Arawn.Chernobog]

Weezil Slipshadow, he's just too damn good at his job, took me 2 days to find him in the Dwarven base.

 

[Roofstone]

That is hard to say really. HEY! There are so many.. HEY! There is HEY! Morrigan, from HEY! DA. There is the guildmaster HEY! from Fable. There HEY! is knuckles HEY! from HEY! Sonic. There is HEY! a man lusting for HEY! Great american HEY! titties!..

Games HEY! have HEY! alot HEY! of HEY! people HEY! that HEY! annoy HEY! me..

HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!

 

[zHellas]

How can you beat that for an escort?

With a club!

OT:

Those fucking beggars & bards in the Assassin's Creed games.

 

[MulticolorCharizard]

glados.
and most other NPCs in valve games.
and everyone at valve.
and everyone who likes valve games.

I lol'd.

As to who I hate the most, I'd have to nominate Ezio Auditore da Firenze, of Assassin's Creed 2. I know he's almost universally liked, but I just can't get behind a hateful promiscuous hit man.

Not an NPC.

 

[HT_Black]

glados.
and most other NPCs in valve games.
and everyone at valve.
and everyone who likes valve games.

I lol'd.

As to who I hate the most, I'd have to nominate Ezio Auditore da Firenze, of Assassin's Creed 2. I know he's almost universally liked, but I just can't get behind a hateful promiscuous hit man.

Not an NPC.

Arguably, yeah he is. Seeing as you're actually playing as Desmond, a character in a videogame, you're playing him playing a video game whose characters follow a predetermined path that was dictated by forces out of your control; it's a bit like Niko Bellic watching TV. Thus, technically, Ezio is, in fact, an NPC.

But, pedantics aside, I guess I'll nominate...Manny, from GTAIV. Because really, fuck him.

 

[The Youth Counselor]

Navi from Zelda.
Moira from Oblivion.
Slippy from Starfox

 

[Vault101]

that kid that was in charge of Little lamplight caverns in fallout 3, mayor Mcreedy I think it was

I don't care if he was a Kid I wanted to strangle the little basterd and this is coming from somone who usually has chronic hero/do-gooder sydrome in games

funnyly enough in Bioware games I tend to not mind the bitchy charachters that everyone else hates like Miranda from ME2 or Morrigan from dragon age

The freaky thing with the escort mission in Little Lamplight (wherein you have to help the kid who has become an adult) is that if you leave the new 'mungo' in the cave for too long you come back and there's blood stains at the entrance, where he was waiting. THE KIDDIES KILLED HIM. OHGODNOES. I wanted to burn them slowly when I found out.

as creepy as that Is I'm sure most people are happy to see him die...but yeah thats just awful

 

[PunkRex]

Moria from Fallout 3, she had an annoying voice, her quests were difficult (at the low level you first encountered her) and she didn't even give you any good rewards

"Oh heeeeeeeeeey, nice to see you, lets write a book together and by that I mean you drag your ass through all sorts of death and destruction, right down what you find and let me take all the credit/caps, oh and dont touch anything"

Oooooooh Megaton is getting soooooooo bombed.

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

The worst have to be the kings and queens in rpg's after you beat the game."you are rich and can't spare a coin so I can buy this to kill a secret boss that wants us all dead?

 

[Alon Shechter]

The Fanboy from Oblivion.... He just doesn't die.... But he doesn't do anything useful either >.<

Knock him unconscious and drag him down a cliff. Once he comes back, repeat.

 

[Unabletothink]

I think that Ashley from Resident Evil 4 is most annoying to me