Your most painful accident. (caused by an in-aminate object)

[traceur_]

Getting my foot run over by a car, that was fun.

Testing the temperature of a grill with my fingers.

My most epic was when I was about 7, I was riding my bike near a river when I saw a really steep hill, the river was perpendicular to this hill, something I should have considered. I walked up the hill, got on my bike and started pedaling, about 30 meters down I realised that I had to stop before riding into the river so being the genius that I am, I slammed on the front brakes, effectively turning my bike into a catapult, I flew for about 3 seconds before discovering that it would have been a much better idea to ride into the water.

 

[messy]

I won't go into the details but I managed to catch a certain manly part of my anatomy in a draw once, and the weird thing was by opening the draw it actually hurt more

 

[Citizen.Erased]

When I was about 9, some moronic kid was swinging around a piece of wood in the park then he lost his grip on it and I got it straight in the face. My forehead split open and I got the nail that was on it stuck a bit above my eyebrow.
It was an accident, but the boy still got a punch in the face.

Just to clarify though, when I say kid, I mean that he was around my age. Not like, 4 or something.

Oh yeah and also, when I was around 4 or 5, I rolled off my bed and into a glass table.
I got a big shard stuck in my back and I don't remember it very well, but my mom always like to remind me of how much I cried that night.

 

[I III II X4]

Grabbing my phone and touching the banister during the winter.

My reaction? Leaping back in pain, clutching my now singed flesh.

My house ain't right, man...static shocks are supposed to be uncomfortable, or just "ow". No, these fucking hurt! They can kill a person with a pace-maker! Hell, next winter they'll probably be strong enough to fry people!

 

[Faps]

Standing up too fast, passing out and head butting a marble fireplace....

 

[SpikeyKittens8]

Opening a can then getting the bendy bit of my finger caught on the sharp part and subsequently taking a chunk of my finger off.

I still miss that chunk.

 

[Inarticulate_Underachiever]

I ran into a tree and that mofo cut me open like a cadaver.

 

[ObsidianAshes]

I don't know whether to blame the floor, or the butter, but ended up with a bruise from my knee to my hip when I was in cooking class in 1st Year. Melted butter on the floor, and I went flying. I couldn't bear anything to touch it for several months afterward.

Also when my hair got caught in the chain-link mattress support on old bunk-beds I felt like my hair had been torn out by the roots and had taken a sizeable amount of scalp with it.

Actually no. The worst was when I broke my wrist. The cause? A pair of shoes. I used to work in the cinema, and as the theatre was empty, I went to go and turn on the lights so we could start cleaning. took a step, tripped over something and fell forward, punching the wall with my full body-weight behind it. And the first-aider I went to said nothing was wrong, so I worked my whole shift with a broken wrist.

I still don't get how someone walked out of a cinema and didn't notice they'd left their shoes behind!

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

cutting down a blackthorn tree from underneath, branch falls off, thorn goes in to my head.
a dart thrown near my feet just as i move goes inbetween my first and second toes, i fall over and get a door handle to the ribs on the way down.
just if your interest the average person breaks their little toe once every six years, its just so minor that no one really notices...

 

[DarkMessiah]

Back when I skated i injured myself quite often, once I caught my back truck on a curb and slammed headfirst into a road works sign. Damn that sign.

Standing on upturned plugs when barefoot hurts, lots.

An iron burned me pretty badly and I still have the scar on my arm.

Ummm, I fell off a chair cut myself on a radiator when I was little, I have a scar in the corner of my eye from that.

And stubbing my toe on random objects too >_<

 

[P.A.R.]

I fell off my bike and hit on the concrete street face first once. It hurt alot!

I did that fairly recently and had to have an operation to fix my nose.

wow that had to hurt

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Fall off a see-saw, and broke my arm.
Don't know if it counts seeing as I was in the seeing part of the see-saw.

 

[SultanP]

ran up some stairs bare-foot. I put one foot out too far, and one of the steps got a hold of my big-toe nail. It semi-snapped and folded back on itself, after which I could flick it back out again, but it was still not whole, and it hurt like hel.

 

[Photon987]

This is going to make me sound both stupid and pathetic at the same time, but running into a wall while running very fast hurts.

Protip: when running downhill, make sure you pick a short hill that doesn't have a steep incline, and try not to use a brick wall to slow your out-of-control decent. It only ends up looking like a cross between Loony Toons and a Marx Bros. farce.

 

[Mondo_Generator]

I smashed my head open on an low hanging wall......thing.

Had to get 2 staples put into my skull.

 

[Macropter]

Breaking some toes on a stool that I tripped over was definitely not fun.
Also, when I was little, I fell off of the roof of a little shack in the woods. I landed with the oddly sharp remains of a small tree scraping my inner thigh. With the momentum of me falling, it was pretty painful. Also, if I had been a tiny bit to the right, it would have gone through my leg though. And if I had been a tiny bit forward, I probably would have been neutered.

 

[SoranMBane]

The time I stepped on a bent copper skewer and it got embedded in my foot is a good one. Either that, or the time I slammed my thumb in a car door and it swelled to about twice its normal size. I've been lucky enough to never have any broken bones or stitches, though.

 

[elbryan108]

When I was 14, I was mowing my Grandmothers lawn. So, here I was, mowing, not being a happy camper because it was EXTREMELY hot, when I back up to turn the psh mower around a rock. The next thing I know, I'm on my ass with the mower on my foot. I lost part of a big toe and most of the toe next to it. Yeah that hurt!

 

[GeoPB]

Whenever I stub my toe on anything. Might sound pathetic, but you all know the pain!

 

[Fursnake]

Did this to may arm about two weeks ago while running outside playing with my dog...and no the dog did not do it...not directly anyhow. Playing chase hot on the heels of the pup when he tripped over his own feet and I tripped over him moving at high speed, tore my arm on the edge of a doghouse. 13 stitches later, my first stitches ever