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traceur_

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There is no argument that can't be won with a punch to the face.

Seriously

This is the only life you get so don't fuck it up.
 

LeonLethality

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Well I have a few, here they are:
1. "Normal is over rated" Zack Fair

2. "Batteries not included - Results may vary" Made myself (for a motto at least) using it as a way to describe myself

traceur_ said:
There is no argument that can't be won with a punch to the face.
What about an arguement over why people shouldnt be punched in the face?
 

Scarecrow38

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madbird-valiant said:
It's true. Oh, mine used to be;

Nothing's impossible? Slam a revolving door.
I once saw a video of a person being slammed by a revolving door, but that's another story.


Mine would be: You need to keep in mind what others think of you to avoid being arrogant and stuff but you also need to keep a lid on how much their thoughts affect you.

My solution to everything: Go outside on a sunny day for five minutes. Look at the blueness of the sky and the bright green of the trees and grass. Enjoy the warmth of the Sun and the coolness of the wind. I kid you not, by the time you walk back inside you'll feel better already.
 

massau

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death is a friend that you don't want to meet.
if you have everything than you're bored.
haw more gays ,haw more girls for me !
 

Lord_Ascendant

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inter lumen quod umbra, expecto specialis vaccus postulo

between light and darkness lay secerts without measure
 

Nmil-ek

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If at first you dont succeed, hire someone compotent

more reccently "Do the brave thing... then run like hell"
 

RetiarySword

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A good one is 'Comeone dude! For the bro-hood!' Thats between bros.

Or my motivational kick in the arse:
'Man up, take your dress off, and end this little tea party!'
 

Torian_Kel

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Friends bail you out of jail, BEST friends are sitting next to you in jail saying 'see wasn't that fun?'

And the motto of the SAS, Who Dares Wins
 

Ursus Astrorum

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"Patience. Discipline. Above all, harmony."

Oh, and more of a philosophy than a motto, here's Rudyard Kipling's 'If':

"If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on.";

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!"
 
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One of my favourite quotes is:

"I want to believe that the dead are not lost to us. That they talk to us. And if we listen, we can save us."

But its not my motto. Just a favourite from a TV series.

My motto is:

"It's the fight that makes the victory worthwhile."
 

Xvito

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Tatsumaru626 said:
I've been switchin' back and forth between my mottos that I think are pretty good, so I was wondering about every body else. Who out there has some good zingers out there? Let me hear em'. Here are some'a mine...

1) Winners do what Losers don't want to do.
2) If, "Ifs" and "Buts" were candy and nuts we'd all have a Merry Christmas.
3) You don't have to out run the bear, just your firend.
Isn't this thread pretty useless, seeing as there's a spot for typing in your motto in your profile options...?