Your Oblivion/Fallout/Morrowind character is now your neighbor

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Ephraim J. Witchwood said:
The Man With the Soap said:
Ephraim J. Witchwood said:
The Man With the Soap said:
Ephraim J. Witchwood said:
So... I've got a sexy female wolf-girl neighbor with purple hair, who always wears a very nice (sexeh) leather jacket, has an impressive collection of weapons, and lives with her android girlfriend EDE? Awesome. I'll be safe if anyone breaks into my house, since they both shoot at anything that's even remotely hostile to them.

I'm sorry, but I just never understood why people would do things like that. I run mods to make games harder, but only after I've beaten the original versions a couple of times.
Nothing I have running makes the game any easier or harder, they just make it easier on the eyes.
Sorry, I edited something else I forgot to include in that post. I said that I personally didn't like to have things that conflicted with the cannon too much.
In that context, it's spelled "canon".
/grammar Nazi

Anyway, I don't really play for canon, I play for fun. I don't know shit about Fallout except for there was a big-ass war, nukes dropped, China was a bad guy, Canada got annexed, the Brotherhood of Steel goes between asshole and noble depending on the faction, and the Vaults were a big social experiment. I couldn't care any less about canon in any game I play. I know a lot about some games' canon, but I don't let it rule my experience.
Yeah, my keyboard always thinks I hit the "n" button twice. Well, not always, just every so often. That's what I get for having Vista.

I understand what you are saying, I just personally enjoy getting lost in a world completely different from my own. I like the immersion, and wolf-girls just kind of break the experience for me.
 

Cpu46

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Well on one side of my house is an Argonian. He's a nice enough guy but I catch him sneaking out his back door sometimes wearing a long black cloak and a large Claymore over his shoulder. I recently reinforced my doors, barred my windows, and keep them locked.

On the other side of my house is a girl with hot pink hair and a jacket that says 'Tunnel Snakes' on it. Sounds like some odd biker gang, although I never saw a gang with access to nuclear grade weapons before. Its a good thing I just finished my bomb shelter....

Aw screw it I'm moving.
 

Ironman126

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No big deal. My New Vegas character is a fine, upstanding citizen allied with the NCR. Who has a pension for shooting criminals. Meh, not too concerning.
 

Fursnake

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SO my new neighbor is a awe inspiring near-demi god-like hero of a whole kingdom, has a crapload of sweet ass armor, weapons and potions that will fix most any ailment?

Cool, I can't wait till he has a yard sale...
 

liger03

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W00t. I know sure as hell HE didn't buy the house, his clothing, or for that matter anything he holds (you FIND a 200$ diamond in a chest at an abandoned castle? SERIOUSLY!?), but I'll still loot his place. Since he has a painful inability to lock doors, I can just waltz on in after he opens the door for the first time. Maybe put a durable yet heavy object (a stack of bricks, maybe?) at his bedroom's enterance and he won't be able to leave unless he tries to jump over it, at which point he'll inevitably do the highest jump he can and knock himself out on the top of the door's frame. Not like he needs to worry about the confinement, seeing has how the bastard doesn't eat, breathe, or blink.
 

Stabby Joe

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I'll have to get the aid the heroic Alric of Oblivion to defend me from the serial killer Kane of Fallout.
 
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ThatLankyBastard said:
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ThatLankyBastard said:
My Argonian neighbor looks at me funny through my bedroom window at night...
I literally fell out of my seat laughing at this.

Have you ever met "Hides-His-Heart" in Oblivion?

... that's what I made ma Lizard look like...
Awesome. I play an Argonian too. I was always pondering why I was originally imprisoned, but the more I played, the more I began to realize that I was probably jailed for simply being an Argonian.
 

ThatLankyBastard

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The Man With the Soap said:
ThatLankyBastard said:
The Man With the Soap said:
ThatLankyBastard said:
My Argonian neighbor looks at me funny through my bedroom window at night...
I literally fell out of my seat laughing at this.

Have you ever met "Hides-His-Heart" in Oblivion?

... that's what I made ma Lizard look like...
Awesome. I play an Argonian too. I was always pondering why I was originally imprisoned, but the more I played, the more I began to realize that I was probably jailed for simply being an Argonian.
Yes! Thats why... It had nothing to do with me watching people while they sleep and stealing the blessed Fork of Horripilation!
 

SoopaSte123

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He's quite a charmer. If I ever have a problem, he quickly comes to my aid.
In a completely unrelated note, all of the things in my house have been stolen. I didn't see him take them, so it couldn't have been him.
 

hydroblitz

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Hm, a new neighbor. I should go introduce OH MY GOD EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE AND THERE ARE UNDEAD EVERYWHERE AAAAA-
 

Mr.PlanetEater

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Now for my Fallout New Vegas character, who's my other neighbor..he's apparently an evil bastard and has a bit of a habit of sneaking into houses stealing their stuff, and then bludgeoning the poor suckers without them knowing it. Every Saturday he goes to Vegas and every Sunday afternoon comes home with blood on his vault jumpsuit 30,000 caps richer..

Let me tell you barbecues are pretty damn tense when my sneaky good guy is also attending..
 

cheese_wizington

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I'd tell him all my problems, he'd promise to help, then he'd kill me.

Why do I make my character's such bastards?!
 

TitanAtlas

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Well my morrowind neightbour is a hero, my oblivion neightbour is killer, and my fallout neightbour is a retard that achieves only nothing more that to kill everything he knows, by accident, even tough hes just trying to be agood person....

decision: im moving to somewhere else.....
 

Skorpyo

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He keeps making the town more awesome, and kills off anybody remotely evil.

Pity he's mute.
 

Regiment

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I haven't ever seen my elf neighbor, but I've talked to this really charming invisible guy a few times. In unrelated news, everyone in the neighborhood was just robbed of anything valuable, and all our books are missing. But the friendly invisible guy's doing everyone's errands for them, so it's cool.