Your Oblivion/Fallout/Morrowind character is now your neighbor

[Ghost1800]

Ummm... my house would soon be emptied of all items, including the kitchen sink and anything nailed to the floor... bolted to the floor... hell, welded into rebar in the foundation of the house...

 

[PureIrony]

Today, my High Elf neighbor summoned a Clannfear at 8 in the morning. He headbutted my dog into the ground and ate a squirrel. Then he picked apart my rose bush, ground it in with some deer meat and announced he had created a "health potion".

Later, while cowering in fear and watching TV, this Breton sneaked in with an invisibility spell, stole all my enchanted rings and hit me with a -100 Health Drain. I swear to God my heart stopped for a second there.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

So... I've got a sexy female wolf-girl neighbor with purple hair, who always wears a very nice (sexeh) leather jacket, has an impressive collection of weapons, and lives with her android girlfriend EDE? Awesome. I'll be safe if anyone breaks into my house, since they both shoot at anything that's even remotely hostile to them.

Spoiler: +5 Picture of explanation.

I'm sorry, but I just never understood why people would do things like that. I run mods to make games harder, but only after I've beaten the original versions a couple of times.

Nothing I have running makes the game any easier or harder, they just make it easier on the eyes.

Sorry, I edited something else I forgot to include in that post. I said that I personally didn't like to have things that conflicted with the cannon too much.

 

[LitleWaffle]

I won't be able to complain or brag.

The moment I open my mouse he will shoot me with lightning and 8 nuclear explosions.

Dang, maybe i shouldn't have gotten Midas Magic for my wizard

 

[Omega Pirate]

Anything within a 10 mile radius that not nailed is gone. Also the neighbor has a personal power plant running of 235 fission batteries.

 

[MR T3D]

EDIT: oh, well. better than my current neighbour.

 

[Captain Epic]

Hmm. A gunslinging womanizer is living next door. He acts all nice but he will never do a favor without getting paid. It's quite an anoyance.

 

[Taneer]

Well, if it's Fallout 3, Then every now and then he shoots someone in the face at point-blank with a shotgun, but yet, no one hears him somehow.

New Vegas? He spends his nights walking through the streets waiting for the word "Hidden" to appear at the top of his screen so he can pick off people in their homes.

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

shit. where'd all my stuff go?

but seriously... all my stuff would be stolen in about five minutes.

Same idea for me, too. Also, watch out for the sniping.

 

[Signa]

Despite the messy skeleton incident, my neighbor has been a real bro. I can ask her to do anything, and she'll do it. Go buy me groceries, or mow my lawn, it doesn't matter and she doesn't ask for anything in return. I usually pay her a few bucks or tell her a new trick in handling a mower, but she doesn't expect anything. Hell, I probably could tell her to assassinate some one and she'd do it with a smile.

I'm just concerned about her living conditions. She owns like 6 houses, fully furnished, but only ever sleeps in one of them. I've been in her house next door, and every damn thing she owns is stuffed into one tiny cabinet. I noticed a set of drawers that were stuffed full of things it looks like she uses frequently, but there is a whole upstairs and basement that she never uses for the rest of her shit.

Now if I can only get her to stop dancing on my counters and kicking all my dishes onto the floor I'd be happy.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

My Argonian neighbor looks at me funny through my bedroom window at night...

I literally fell out of my seat laughing at this.

Let's see, I'll evaluate further on what I said earlier about my new neighbors. Cleon would be breaking into my house at night to drink from my toilet when he is sick, and Dragonheart would be a nice enough guy, but there would always be this guy in a grey hood going in and out of his house calling himself the Grey Fox or something.

 

[Tomster595]

Jesus Christ, I'm moving out ASAP. First of all, every house on this street is going to be robbed completely dry without a trace. Secondly, You never know when this guy is just gonna snap and kill EVERYONE.

EDIT: My main Oblivion character is glitched so much that he's pretty indestructible. Like, one he starts his rampage, it'll take more than a few nukes to stop him.

 

[Valerizzle]

My Breton mage-y person would constantly be scroll duplicating everything and stealing my stuff.

And also sell me the stuff she stole from me. Not that I have any money anyway.

 

[Terrik]

I'm fine with him, but that annoying fan who follows him around all the time is really getting on my nerves!

 

[Atticus89]

The poor bastard is a skooma addict who gets the Shakes a lot. He probably stays away from everyone or risks setting them on fire.

 

[LornMind]

My mail is mysteriously disappearing out of my mailbox. Where'd my silverware go? WHY IS ALL MY CLOTHING IN MY FRIDGE?

DAMN IT AESOP. I TOLD YOUR DUNMER-ASS TO STOP PLAYING PRANKS ON ME. The nerve of that woman, doing what she wants because her armor makes her totally undetectable.

AND STOP SHOOTING ARROWS AT MY- What's huh? Oh, I'm sorry ma'am. Have you seen Aesop? No? Who are you anyway? The Gray Fox? Who's that? Huh? Aesop? When did you get here? WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? STOP JUMPING ONTO MY ROOF. I JUST RESHINGLED IT.

 

[Dragunai]

DAMMIT!
Now I need to nail down everything in my house to the reletive table, desk or floor and make sure i have 6 "Hard" locks to shatter on my Wood Elfs picks. ***** aint gonna rob my ass!