Your Oblivion/Fallout/Morrowind character is now your neighbor

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soul_rune1984

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I like my neighbor, she's nice if a little mad and she can summon all sorts of interesting things. She has a dog but he has no skin...weird, but he's cute anyway. He's very good at scaring away unwanted kids.
 

AngryPuppy

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My new neighbor is a smoking hot Mystic Elf with a sexy tattoo on her face and pointed ears. I like her, she's very friendly and for some reason anyone in my neighborhood who is a drug dealer, drunk, thief or even slightly gives off "bad guy" tones has ended up dead or missing since she moved in. The down side? All my stuff is missing, except the stuff in my cupboards in the kitchen at any rate.

(I've played Fallout 3 and NV as well, but aside from the "elf" thing, they are all pretty much the same, super friendly kleptomaniac who will help anyone in need and ruthlessly slaughter anyone "she" deems evil or bad.)
 

ottenni

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Meh, ive got nothing to complain about. Ive fought mudcrabs more fearsome than them anyway.
 

Seydaman

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But I have so many character!
My major Oblivion character would kill me
My major Fallout character would fix everything in my house, be extra-special nice and then steal everything I've ever had ever.
Didn't play Morrrowind.
 

Asickorphan

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Mine there would be an army of undead and deadra and people wpuld be decappitated in there sleep D: wouldn't want to near my oblivion caracter >:p god all those people decapitated.... "ty deadly reflexes mod :D"
 

Neo10101

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Well, he isn't really around very often, he just sorta shows up randomly to sleep for a night here and there and leaves a buncha shit in his house, I usually go in and steal some, aparently they make glass swords now, who knew?
 

Abcxyq

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He's a really great guy! Whenever I have a problem he drops what he's doing an helps me! And his bright blue hair is cool. But whenever he comes into my house all my stuff goes missing... I'm pretty sure it wasn't him though. And it's not like I was using it anyway.
 

WanderingFool

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Well, I dislike the fact my neighbor has several dozen landmines around his frontyard, but after nearly getting raped by a Deathclaw, I think im going to ask him if he could, uh... Pimp my yard...
 

Icoveredwars

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Considering my fallout character was basicaly cowboy action satan I'm fairly ceritan im going to be robbed killed and eaten very, VERY soon.
 

SantoUno

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So my new neighbor is the strongest mage I have ever created since I started playing Oblivion?

Awesome :D I would ask him if he could fortify my Speed, Athletics, and Acrobatics. I would run and jump all over the place!

Although he steals A LOT of food, he could probably food FOR me and I would never have to buy groceries again :p.
 

Angus565

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A guy in a duster and fedora just moved in. He has an epic beard, but when after I talked to him, I felt an emptiness in my wallet...Then when I got home all the locks in my house were broken into with a note left behind that said-"Sorry! I just did it for the experience."
The next day some guy was trying to break into his house and before he could get in a shimmer of light went behind him and there was some kind of electric sword glowing beside it. The thief was turned into ashes. When I asked him about it he just said he didn't know what I was talking about-Hey! My wallets empty again!
 

Infernai

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Well, my oblivion character is a decent enough bloke i guess, so i don't hold any problems..he'd probably get a few strange looks due to being a dark elf but hey, watcha gonna do? My new vegas character is alright, albeit more neutral so he basically acts depending on the situation presented itself.

My fallout 3 character meanwhile...i'd be out of there faster then you can say 'yikes' considering how fucking evil that bastard was (He not only blew up megaton, but physically went through and gunned down as many people in that place on his way out, including the party member you could pick up..and later even lied to his dad about even being involved in it)
 

bossfight1

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I now sleep with a gun under my pillow, and three vicious attack dogs, cause my Argonian is Listener of the Dark Brotherhood and the Grey Fox.

My Fallout 3/New Vegas character is much nicer, and a real crack-shot.
 

Death on Trapezoids

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My neighbor boasts he has taken more than one misssile to the face, and with a face like that I believe him. He seems nice enough though. One odd thing though; I've seen him limp through his door wearing more than one splint and walk out in the morning right as rain. What does he have, freaking healing nanites? He's not the most charismatic, but he fixed my computer last week and always seems to do the right thing in the end. On a side note, a local gang of criminals was reported dead, and nobody could exactly what type of weapon killed them because their heads were in chunks on the floor. Oddly, the police are not looking into the case, and people are walking around the bodies like they are not there. Oh, and did I mention he has this awesome-looking cybernetic dog thing? He calls it rex, thank you very much.
Hang on, he's calling...

Hello Kvothe!
Would I like to help you with something?
I get to punch stuff with a powerfist? Sign me up!
 

Del-Toro

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My town is now crook free. They all picked fights with my Dark Elf "soldier" (custom classes FTW) and died because he's not just a soldier. He's a soldier from a medieval society, and therefore tougher than anyone a modern society could ever hope to produce. Also just all around scarier.
 

jboking

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I now have three kleptomaniacs who are really good deep down, but aren't above stealing everything I own. sigh.

Get the best locks available. Metal Doors. Anything we have that's nice stays in the basement and will never be seen by light again. get security dogs. and a security team. Also, someone please take the magic and weaponry away from my neighbors...I'm sure the homeowners association has something against it somewhere in the fine print.