Your Oblivion/Fallout/Morrowind character is now your neighbor

[scorptatious]

Not only does my next door neighbor look creepy, (he's an argonian) but he keeps jumping on everyone's rooftops, including mine! The fact that he wears heavy armor while doing it doesn't help either. I can't do anything about it though as he is the leader of both the Fighters Guild and Mages Guild. So his people won't appreciate me ratting him out to the police.

Also across my street lives this wood elf with a fucked up looking face and a pink mo-hawk who keeps running around in his underwear harassing people. I can't tell you the amount of times per day he breaks into my home just to get away from the authorities that chase him.

 

[Doom-Slayer]

Well in all 3 cases all my stuff would be gone and he would of taken it. Also I would be terrified for my life at seeing someone in a trench-coat and bandanna and leather helmet with an anti tank rifle.

 

[ryo02]

oblivion: a female drell (thats the blue elf right its been awhile) she's a nice neibour barely ever home and when she does get back she is hauling so many weapons and armour must be heavy. she has a collection of bones in the corner of her living room weird.
she's a famouse hero allways wandering and helping and ignoring the main plot. she has a home in everytown.

fallout 3: .... seriously is he a hero or a super hero? I cant tell anymore he's done so much.
also he has about 60 thousand caps and its a wonder his megaton house doesnt collapse from the weight of all the stuff he's has collected. now he has nothing left to do nowhere he hasnt been he still hunts raiders and enclave now and then though maybe the odd super mutant.

fallout nv: basically the same as fallout 3.

 

[PrototypeC]

Well, if it was Oblivion then my neighbour would run outside and try to stab the early morning joggers, then he would try to break into my apartment and leave a pile of broken lockpicks on my step, then run outside again to try to stab commuters, then be killed by the police when he runs out of mana. Repeat the next morning, forever... or maybe he'd never bother me because he woke up and was immediately killed by a vengeful ghost every day.

If it was Fallout 3, I'd have a cool neighbour who will fix my plumbing, my computer and anything else that breaks... shield me against bullets in a firefight without any lasting damage... and we could chill out and talk about current science.

Unless it was the other one... if he didn't end up killing me, I'd get to see sweet fireworks every day, so... that'd be kind of nice. The screams I could ignore after a while.

 

[Piction Froject]

Oblivion
Nord
Custom Class
Level 29
If that guy was my neighbor i would totally be going over to every Barbque he threw cause he has a knife that incinerates anything it touches, can you say well done steaks I can.I would also increase my home security cause he is the top guy in both the dark brotherhood, and thieves guild, so if he can't get my stuff peacefully then he'll do it the easier way. Of course i would have to deal with the deodra he summons for guards, my dog is afraid of big scaly monsters who breathe fire.

 

[TilMorrow]

When I do see my neighbour, He always seems to be wearing a black stealth suit? and a suspicious hat with goggles on and seems to have a messed up face or is it a mask? He doesn't seem home most of the time and Im sure I see a lot of heat haze in his front garden and there has been a lot of thefts in the news since he started living next door.

The guy across the street though takes to wearing lots of armour and keeps saying over and over "f*** saving the world Imma doing my own thing".

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Oh Shit, that means this dude's my neighbor?

Fuck. But I have the only thing that can stop him:

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

And for my next Miracle, I shall make my post appear!

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

Morrowind char: My character can travel the entire island, north tip to south, in 6 jumps

 

[[Insert Name Here]]

He would walk up to my front door, and would then proceed to freeze before he could save...

 

[mechanixis]

A seven-foot-tall wizard-knight covered head to toe in platemail. I would ask him to please stop summoning demons and then fighting them every night.

 

[Denamic]

My lawn is now on fire and my bread was stolen.

 

[blxtnsq]

My neighbour comes into my house every night and eats all my food. Not just the bread and cheese on the table, but all the wheat and flour and raw meat as well. And I'm pretty sure she ate several watermelons in one go...
She then leaves crystals and magic stones all over her house and front yard. Maybe she thinks it looks pretty or something.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

If you ever again leave a pile of corpses on my lawn I am going to ram that Tesla canon up your ass!

]He would walk up to my front door, and would then proceed to freeze before he could save...

Oh yes! All the time!

 

[Signa]

A seven-foot-tall wizard-knight covered head to toe in platemail. I would ask him to please stop summoning demons and then fighting them every night.

My neighbor got in trouble at the courthouse for doing that. Apparently, she was jumping off of high ledges until her ankles broke. Her excuse for summoning the demon spider was to "steal its HP," whatever that means.

 

[thatguy1]

They would be a nice neighbor that is very reliable and considerate and helpful. Some of my stuff is gone every time I wake up, but I guess I'm just forgetfull.

 

[shadow741]

That's not good, he's going to rape and pillage my house.

 

[SimuLord]

Greeeat. When I'm not looking, I'm going to get an arrow in the back of the head followed by my key getting stolen and my house ransacked even though all I've got in here is low-level loot.

 

[Uncle_Brainhorn]

I deleted my Oblivion character, and my Morrowind character is a level 1 Nord, so. . . I guess I just live next to a tall guy who collects medieval weapons.

 

[Nieroshai]

I swear a lizard-man in a black hood lives next door. Also, no one who goes in there ever comes out...