Your Oblivion/Fallout/Morrowind character is now your neighbor

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metal mustache

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So much for the locks on my doors, but i know if set some land mines all over my house i'll be safe, he never could avoid them
 

Alkore

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My wood elf vampire neighbor seems alright i mean he stole all my stuff even the clothes off my back but at least he didn't drink my blood aw crap spoke too soon
 

FirstOne617

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I have comfort in knowing that this new neighbor will perform a mercy kill should I ever be crucified by Legionaries.
 

Guitar Gamer

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Wow this ism uch better than having my science teacher as a neighbour!
If it's my oblivion Character I am worried that a 6'5" half naked green man is jumping down the street...........we don't talk much because he is always busy running into the mountains punching bears and wolfs to death..........with his bare hands.
 

lumenadducere

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My two Fallout neighbors are nice people. Armed to the teeth, they often take it upon themselves to go out and solve crimes. They're also a bit lecherous and very good at smooth-talking, but I guess that's not necessarily a bad thing.

My third neighbor is a lizard-man who jumps from rooftop to rooftop and spends hours using telekinesis to place things juuust right in his house. He's a little bit obsessed with decoration and making sure everything looks good.
 

Adventurer2626

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Hot damn! I'm getting som...I mean...cool: I'll have someone to talk about crazy survival situations with and alternate societies. Yea, we'll have some nice conversations and then I can teach her how to play poker under "house rules": clothing optional not allowed.
 

BlackStar42

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His house is much bigger and fancier than mine, and he has baths in gold pieces. He also keeps summoning Daedra everywhere and causing magical riots.
 

Thirsk

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Nice enough fellow. Got quite a collection of rare and/or magical items in his house. Also, ridiculously strong and very handy with a spear.
 

Seraj

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oh god, I'd hate my Fallout character to be my neighbour, first thing he'd do would be nag me for quests, then he'll ransack my house and pick every lock in search for bobble heads, snow globes and magazines.


If he can't find anything useful he'd sneak up to me and slip a live dynamite into my pocket...
 

Mr Fangbang

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I was forced to install the most up-to-date security system and wear pocketless clothes due to the mysterious disappearance of my everything XD
 

Newtilator

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That lizard guy seems pretty cool. But he keeps staring at my antiques. And jumping up and down when I talk to him. Occassionally he leaves his house for long periods of time, and comes back talking about madness. Must have been a bussiness trip. Still, at least when some burglars turned up, he sent them away but summoning all manner of hellish creatures, namely a Daedroth, and beat them with his bare fists before his own fists seem to catch fire, and then all was well.
Wait, my antique minotaur head just fell off the wall behind me! Must've been nothing. I like my neighbour.
 

JacobyPAX

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All my stuff is gone, and these darts are making it really hard to walk. Also this human shaped blur keeps putting Power armor on me.
 

Vern

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You mean Stalin the Orc, Stalin the Orc, and Stalin the Vault Dweller? They've always been decent folks. Sometimes they set off fireball spells and rampage through the neighborhood with Daedric swords, and once I swear one of them set off a nuclear bomb in a neighboring town, but they're not bad. They're more chaotic good. As long as you're not evil, or a feral ghoul, or a random wild animal, or a daedroth, they're okay.
 

Enigma6667

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The second I invite him for candy, he'll probably steal all of my money and leave trip mines all over the house....*looks below* OH SHI--
 

soperg

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well, my whole apartment complex, and a good portion of vancouver for that matter, would have it's shit fucked right up. every character i've made in a game with a moral choice system has been a complete asshole that throws napalm at the feet of children to make them dance. also my characters become gods. so they will people to death. especially noticeable when i play the fable games. i probably spent a good portion of my time depopulating any place filled the the squishy meat-bags. but seriously, i'd just be dead.
 

loc978

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She's a very attractive, promiscuous woman... and an experienced killer... and she has the Black Widow perk... this is not going to end well.
 

shadowelancer

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I dont know what wacky hijinx would occur
all i know is that my car is gone and the neighbour has a new gun that has my missing cars logo on the side of it
also all the neighbours ran out of there houses one by one with weird devices around there necks and i am officially afraid to go outside