Your own personal "Epic Fail"

[Rhayn]

So, I was making bread in home economics during 7th grade, and everything was going fine until I put the bread into the oven. It then spontaneously ignites, and the teacher comes screaming with a towel and puts the fire out.

Needless to say, I wasn't let near the oven again. To this day, I do not know what the fuck I did wrong.

 

[Golden Gryphon]

My brother and I were staying somewhere with trampolines and nothing to do for about a month so we both got pretty good at doing flips until one day when I managed to hit my left eye with my right knee. A little shaken I started going up the stairs to the house when my back froze up and I very slowly and painfully crawled to my room and collapsed on the floor until I felt better.

 

[El Poncho]

Well I was on a hill on a fairly sunny day but that didn't stop the good old British weather taking a turn for the worst the hill is within 1min very muddy and slippy so i'm trying to get down this hill with my friends already at the bottom I fall slide down the hill and look like I have shat myself.

 

[Daimes2000]

Back in school, about 8th grade or so, i chased someone of our clique for fun around the school hall. When he ran down the multi-level stairs to the gym, i tripped on the last level and fell down 6 or 8 steps on the stone floor, chin-first. Although it hurt, i stood up to resume the chase, until i noticed the other guy was standing still, pointing at me, "Hey, you're bleeding!". I reached my hands to the chin and they were covered with blood in a matter of seconds.

 

[Jizz Jazz]

Falling Up The Stairs Quite Often, and i once walked into a lamp post when i was looking the other way

 

[brodie21]

i rolled my car yesterday July 7, im serious. its totaled.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I've done the classic walk into glass door act. Best thing about that was that I didn't realise the door was there afterwards and was confused for a few seconds before realising it was shut.

 

[Sharpeye42]

I was bored and started playing with a rubber ball bouncing it against the wall and then it hit something changing its angle and going right for my nuts.

 

[Julianking93]

I only use the word, or term, "epic fail" for something that is really worth it, like this one.

A few days ago, i was lighting off fireworks (not for 4th of July) and I thought it would be a good idea to get a big ass firework and hold it in my hand and then throw it. The fireworks are supposed to go into a tube that shoots them into the air, but i just chucked it down the street and it blew up into the most beautiful bright purple you've ever seen, 2 inches from my face.

Now my face is burned.

 

[Sparrow]

I hit my teacher in the face with a frying pan.

Accidentally. Gotta' stress that bit.

 

[The_Echo]

....Well...
Y..
Fuck you!

*cries*

Hm. I figured I'd get a "fuck you!", but crying? I am honestly surprised.

 

[Queen Michael]

There was this book we heard an extract from in school when I was 15. It seemed pretty good, so I decided to, in the vernacular of today's youth, "check it out" someday. Now, five years later when I'm 20, I finally got around to doing it. It turned out to be the fiftyeighth best book I've ever read, and considering how many books I read (100 every year) and how very high my standards are, it makes me really mad at myself for not reading it earlier.

 

[rocket pike]

well in my defense i was 7 years old at the time but i remember it quite vividly.

My Dad gave me one of those BBQ lighter things which emits a small spark, well this one was from a wall furnace, which kinda hurts if you let shock you, say, on the finger.I became fascinated by the little blue spark jumping from the lighter any metal surface. one day I was in my room starved for metal objects, I thought to myself " i wonder if i can get the little blue spark to jump to the zip on my jeans"

i should also point out that i had gone commando for the first time that day

 

[monkey_man]

i was trowing acorns into a well when i was around 5(with a grid on it) and one didnt fit.. i lifted the grid, trew the acorn in it and got my finger inbetween it.. finger blue and the nail gone

 

[JtLaneside]

I set fire to a sofa when i tripped over a fire extinguisher, had to get a new sofa and a new extinguisher after the old one caused the fire.

 

[Mr Claw Hammer]

I was trying to hit one of my friends and swung round a wooden support beam sliped of the pavement, hit the support beam and fell my friends wouldn't stop laughing.

 

[The_Echo]

Hm. I figured I'd get a "fuck you!", but crying? I am honestly surprised.

I had to make sure nobody took it seriously, and the best way to do that was to cry or proclaim my love of hot, hot sex.

I took the path that made me want to vomit slightly less.

Oh, that's good to hear read.