Your own personal "Epic Fail"

[Fairee]

In my head, my own Epic Fail is always the last time I messed up. I feel things really deeply, so even if I go something slightly wrong it feels like I've screwed up big time and I go over and over it in my head, with it hurting me more and more, sometimes after the other person has forgiven me.

So the last one was last night, sorry but I'm not going into any more detail.

 

[Embright]

Exhaust pipes are very hot and whatever you do do not grab them with your bare hands just because you think 30 seconds isn't long enough for them to reach 800 degrees.

 

[Verp]

My epic failure... I was classifiable as a furry for a couple of years in my early teens. I got better, thankfully.

 

[bushwhacker2k]

When I lose control of myself I consider it to be epic fail, since I pride myself on self-control

 

[drzoidbergmd]

No, it was a button-up shirt that I pulled open.

 

[Darth Pope]

My first post on these forums was on a thread about stupid things friends had done. I couldn't convince a friend of mine that dolphins have lungs once so I put: "Dude, dolphins have gills!" but I accidentally put lungs instead of gills in the quote. Someone else called me on it and it just made me look like a complete idiot.

 

[Thimblefoot]

Once, when i was about 7 years old, i was on my bike, just scooting along without a care in the world along a road, and for some reason, no idea why i started doing it, i close my eyes and start singing to myself...on a road...seconds later BANG i hit a car (a parked car) but i hit it so hard i come flying over my handlebars and land on the windshield, cracking it...once i regained my senses i high tailed it out of there before anybody came by...

now THAT was epic fail.

 

[Insanum]

I said a few days ago:

"i get really dry when im not in the mood"

I was refering to my sense of humour when im pissed off (it was in context of the conversation) - And im a guy ¬¬

My Friends will NOT let me live it down ¬¬

 

[BaronXS]

I was driving along a road, bragging to my friends about my new wheels, when I hit a pothole and punctured a spoke. I had it coming.

 

[Sigel]

I can't cook with a toaster.

Don't ask how. Don't ask why.

I don't know..

Don't feel bad, I can make cookies from scratch perfectly but if I use pre-made cookie dough every batch will burn.;_; Every batch. Do you know how sad that is to me? My sister, who can burn a pot of water, can do it.

 

[Timewave Zero]

I walked out in front of a bus to get to school only to be hit by a car... I screamed 'fuck' for five minutes straight as my foot hung off my leg.

 

[Zarthek]

Dunno how it happened, but one time I kicked a soccer ball just for kicks and giggles and then i miss, and plant right on my face... in fact thats what happens i kick a ball period... I am such a klutz.

 

[Crimson King]

I can't remember the most epic of my fails but one particularly epic fail was one time when I went to the movies to see one of the Lord of the Rings movies and I bought a candy bar which I put in my pocket before entering the theater.
Well 4+ hours later upon leaving the theater I pulled the chocolate bar out of my pocket and it had become liquid 3 Musketeers ;_;

 

[ScarlettRage]

I just had to post this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gjXZdT0Qqw

As for me I don't like to admit this, but I forgot to put on some protection and almost got someone you know.

yeah i know....

my ex forgot almost everytime, don't feel bad...
i had a few pregnancy scares...

 

[barryween]

This isn't too bad but:
once I was at a friends house and his big huge dog was laying in the hallway. Everyone stepped over him, no problem. Then it was my turn. I went to step and right when I did he lifted his head up and I basically punted his head. I felt so bad

Also, once I pinched a finger in the closet, it hurt like hell. Once I was done getting all angry over it I went to close the closet door (second attempt) and I pinched the exact same finger on the other hand! (albeit not as hard) I was like "seems like i would have been more careful the second time..."

 

[barryween]

I can't remember the most epic of my fails but one particularly epic fail was one time when I went to the movies to see one of the Lord of the Rings movies and I bought a candy bar which I put in my pocket before entering the theater.
Well 4+ hours later upon leaving the theater I pulled the chocolate bar out of my pocket and it had become liquid 3 Musketeers ;_;

I do stuff like that all the time, I also leave stuff in the washer a lot. I left my wallet in my pants and had to blow dry my money and wallet TWO DAYS IN A ROW! I'm like, mentally handicapped.

 

[Grayjack]

When I was 11, I was staying home alone. Suddenly, I heard a car pull up, and I saw some people walk out. I've never seen them before in my life, so I called my parents. They didn't answer. So I hide in the bathroom, and I think I hear gunshots. I freak out and call the cops. Turns out the people were friends of my dad, and they came to pick some things up. The "gunshots" were rocks that hit the side of my house when the car backed up.

My dad was pissed at me for quite some time.

 

[Luminescent Destruction]

Once playing baseball in the park and rec competitive playoffs for Colorado I was up to bat and we had the bases loaded with the game tied. All I had to do was successfully bunt the ball and we had the win. I leaned over to bunt missed the ball and got hit in the nuts (no cup). We still one but it was less than fun for the next 5 mins.

 

[TyphoidMary]

So me, my boyfriend, his best friend, and my sister all decided that camping was going to be a fantastic idea the weekend before 4th of july weekend.

The morning before we left, I felt like absolute shit and was debating not going, took some meds, felt better, and drove the 4 hours to Payson (Arizona) only to start feeling like shit again once we're five miles from the camp site.

I slept through the whole set-up part for the camp, so I didn't realize that my boyfriend had left my keys in the car (he drove the last 5 miles), and locked the door.

Then the tent fell on us twice, once at 3am and once at 5 (I was asleep during set up, so totally not my fault that they set up the tent on a damn slope).

In the morning when we were getting ready to leave, we asked everyone in camps around us if they knew how to get into a car without breaking a window and of course nobody had a damn clue. So after a half hour of trying to break a window someone comes from another camp and tries everything he knows to open it. Doesn't work. So my boyfriend, his friend, and other guy all tried to pry the window out of place without breaking it (since it was impossible to break with rocks, wood, screwdrivers, kicking, punching, and bashing with everything we could find) and right as it's about to pop out of the frame, the damn thing shatters, but holds together because of the limo tint.

Epic Fail.

 

[Hollock]

Yes, the word "Epic Fail" is being thrown out in between every 2 words of a 16 year old male, but let us shed this harsh light on ourselves for once, what is your own personal story of epic fail.

As for me.. probably when i wanted to show off to my friends, i jumped off a diving board trying to do a backflip, instead i landed on the diving board, and on top of one of my nuts.. ouch.

when i was 9 i did a backflip like that but landed fell off the board after the first hit angainst the side of the pool and cut up the back of my neck scaping into the side