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RagnorakTres

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1) Unlimited amounts of free drinks, food, internet access, video games, etc.

2) Women. Not like "easy women," a certain amount of work has to go into getting them to go out with you, but no jealousy, no exclusivity, none of the bull shit that comes with relationships on Earth.

3) Valhalla would be right next door. Anytime somebody wants to fight, they can go over there and have a blast.

4) I'm one of the bartenders. I have to say that bartending looks like if would be an awesome job (as long as the place isn't a dive).
 

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Whiskey, women, waffles... Actually I'm not sure about the waffles, that was just a food that started with W... Hmm, why not? Yes, I will include waffles. Right, now that's sorted, moving on. I would also want a few choice narcotics, good music - every & any song I want to hear instantly comes on. I suppose the setting would be a warm/hot desert island with sandy beaches and an azure sea surrounding it. Oh, and not forgetting friends etc., they're always good to have around. As for games/consoles yes, just yes.
 

godsmagnum

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Jester Lord said:
godsmagnum said:
Jester Lord said:
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Jester Lord said:
My Heaven would be a black void. A silent black void that would bend to my will. It would be peaceful. Plus since I can change it I would eventually add many books, a lot of scotch, and some classical music.
I've thought of a black void before. AAAhhh it scares me. The idea of being alone for an eternity hurts my brain. On an un-related note, What's up with people here and scotch? lol
Let go of your fear and embrace the void. [jk]
And scotch is one of the greatest drinks that has ever existed. It has a great taste and makes you look classy and better than your friends.
Haha, I'll have to take your word on that.
No. Go and experience it yourself (as long as you are of legal age in your country) and have a great scotch filled life. Whiskey is also great.
Maybe I will someday. However I am currently underaged.
 

godsmagnum

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RagnorakTres said:
1) Unlimited amounts of free drinks, food, internet access, video games, etc.

2) Women. Not like "easy women," a certain amount of work has to go into getting them to go out with you, but no jealousy, no exclusivity, none of the bull shit that comes with relationships on Earth.

3) Valhalla would be right next door. Anytime somebody wants to fight, they can go over there and have a blast.

4) I'm one of the bartenders. I have to say that bartending looks like if would be an awesome job (as long as the place isn't a dive).
My favorite was #2
 

godsmagnum

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Island said:
Vredesbyrd67 said:
CNKFan said:
Death metal, drugs, violence, sluts, and fire. Wait thats Hell, ah fuck it I'd go with that.
Winnah!

On a sidenote, I find it interesting how you went from "sluts" to "fire".
maybe these sluts have some disease that makes you genitals burst into flame.
Well that doesn't sound fun at all.... Or does it?! DUN DUN DUN!
 

Solstrana91

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Swollen Goat said:
The world's population is cut to 50,000; I'm married to Milla Jovovich and we have our own country with our lavish estate fully stocked with the latest technology, finest scotch (scotch is awfully popular here, yes?) and best weed possible.
I'll see you there.
 

godsmagnum

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ExplosionProofTaco said:
The same as he world right now. except I can Control time.
Really? Just time? Think bigger, like have pyrokinesis or something.

Pssht. Just time travel. *Mumbles a series of random words that in no way can connect to each other*
 

Helgar11

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hmm my personal heaven would be me owning the playboy mansion but with all the latest tech and best games

oh i love those bunnies they are so HOT i would love them for eternity :D
 

godsmagnum

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Island said:
godsmagnum said:
Island said:
Vredesbyrd67 said:
CNKFan said:
Death metal, drugs, violence, sluts, and fire. Wait thats Hell, ah fuck it I'd go with that.
Winnah!

On a sidenote, I find it interesting how you went from "sluts" to "fire".
maybe these sluts have some disease that makes you genitals burst into flame.
Well that doesn't sound fun at all.... Or does it?! DUN DUN DUN!
nope no fun at all. when ones genitals go up into flames the parties pretty much over, but then that's where the scotch comes in handy for all the late nights alone drinking and crying.
Oh fine, be that way. *Sniffle sniffle* Jk
 

Kimberland

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Hmmm my heaven, well I think, I would be a 40K Space Marine, and I would be super badass, and I would fight the Tyrinds! Oh and I could re-spwan!
 

magicmonkeybars

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Heaven isn't a place to me as much as a release from the constrainsts I'm under now.
not having to eat sleep drink feel pain or cold or hot being free to move in whatever manner I can concieve.
to be clear I'd still like to eat and drink and sleep and feel I just don't want to be a slave to those things anymore that is heaven to me.
 

El Poncho

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I thinkthe vikings had it almost right for me, eat and drink until you can't eat no more then fight but instead of fight I will replace it with sex:)