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aruseusx

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HUBILUB said:
I would be the first to find an alien lifeform.... and fuck it

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Then everyone would go
"There he goes, homeboy who fucked a martian."
-Clerks 2
Rule the aliens but be a 'compassionate' leader (well try to be). Prefferably use immortality technology. Then use them to conquer our race.
 

Cherry Cola

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aruseusx said:
HUBILUB said:
I would be the first to find an alien lifeform.... and fuck it

Cookie for reference.
Then everyone would go
"There he goes, homeboy who fucked a martian."
-Clerks 2
Rule the aliens but be a 'compassionate' leader (well try to be). Prefferably use immortality technology. Then use them to conquer our race.
Cookie for you.
 

Canadaftw

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Start a war with 1 half of the planet vs another half of the planet and one side will be known and coloured as red, and the other blue.
 

mrhappyface

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I would become the facist dictator of the country and stripmine the planet of its natural resources, only to be stopped by a space marine, blue Indian space elf furries, and the power of love!
 

Darth Rahu

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I would bring my closest friends and start a new world with the alien race! And once we've become truly tolerant and peaceful as a society...we'll take over the Earth cuz hell, they'll never be at peace! Lol, nah I'd probably do the first, not the latter.
 

Canadamus Prime

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Well hopefully my planet will be uninhabited, so I'll start a colony. Hopfully I'll be many many many light years away from IdealistCommi, and Demented Teddy's planet.
 

Julianking93

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HUBILUB said:
I would be the first to find an alien lifeform.... and fuck it

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Clerks II!! I love that movie

Maybe I could be an astronaunt. Yeah, why not me? I could be the first ************ to find a new galaxy or a new alien lifeform....and fuck it.

People be like, "there he goes. Homeboy fucked a martian once"
 

coldshadow

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get them all in a rocket and send em into a star telling them that it will transform them into so beings or something like that.
 

Devilyweevles

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IdealistCommi said:
Demented Teddy said:
IdealistCommi said:
Communism. ALOT OF IT

Whodathough?
I call the north hemisphere! *Glares*
Rassum frassum. Sharing with fascist. FINE

But don't come to the south unless you have too, okay?
How about this. I take the northern AND the southern hemispheres and you guys can be two large military wardlords?
 

SilentVirus

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I would find that the planet is over crowded, so I will take 7.5 Billion of there kind to Earth in Space ships that greatly resemble Airplanes. When they are in Earth I will stack them around Hydrogen bombs and throw them in volcanoes. They will refer to me as....Xemu
 

AgDr_ODST

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Guitar Gamer said:
if any sentient species were discovered they'd have to vow aliegence or I would keep a small population to keep the species alive then I'd obliterate the rest

also I would make funny treaties with Earth countries but not others

Canada? yes

New zealand? yes

America? no just to be a dick, nothing personnel I just want to see the look on the faces of america's politicians
could you spare America's citiznens and kill our politicians?
 

Guitar Gamer

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AgDr_ODST said:
Guitar Gamer said:
if any sentient species were discovered they'd have to vow aliegence or I would keep a small population to keep the species alive then I'd obliterate the rest

also I would make funny treaties with Earth countries but not others

Canada? yes

New zealand? yes

America? no just to be a dick, nothing personnel I just want to see the look on the faces of america's politicians
could you spare America's citiznens and kill our politicians?
sure but not Nevada or Oregon.........................I have a grudge against those ones