Your personal vision of Hell?

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Sarukin

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Going for a drink in Essex on a Friday night.

No, I am fucking serious, I live in Chelmsford and on Friday Night the streets are filled with drunk teenagers yelling raciest insults, starting riots, stabbings and pillaging your broken body of all valueables you have.
 

Thisbedutch

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Being locked in a room with a camel spider. That can talk. And what is says is my name, over and over again, in that hissy-clicky way spiders speak on cartoons.
 

thenumberthirteen

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Furbys and Moths.

Actually its more of a Heavy Metal rock scene with towers of fire and people playing Electric Guitar atop mountains. My hell is awesome.
 

Dott

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Now, I don't believe in Heaven or Hell or what the fuck ever.

But if I was to take a wild guess at how MY hell would be...
A lot of math, a lot of Hannah Montannah, a lot of Jonas Brothers, a lot of things I generally hate.
And they'd all have their attention fixed on me.
Both Hannah, the Jonas Fags, my math teacher, and all the other things I hate.
 

crimson sickle2

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Kiefer13 said:
An endless black void. No sights, no sounds. You could walk for miles and miles and wouldn't get anywhere. Just infinite nothingness.
Same here; the bad news is that this hell exist in a video game called "bit.trip," except with black and white pong and the only noises sound like a photocopier dying.
 

saintchristopher

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I imagine a world where everybody believes they actually saw the Jonas Brothers on chatroulette and NOTHING YOU CAN DO will convince them otherwise.
 

Snowalker

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Hmm, I guess just sitting there, not moving, just sitting. As I watched all the horrific things throughout all of history, minute by minute, every minute detail show for my viewing pleasure. It high quality, no way for me to miss it.
 

Shawshanker

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Kiefer13 said:
An endless black void. No sights, no sounds. You could walk for miles and miles and wouldn't get anywhere. Just infinite nothingness. Of course, I don't actually believe in Hell, but I imagine that would eventually prove far worse than the traditional "fire and brimstone" concept.
My theory is similar to your's but I always envisioned an endless white void, though I'm not sure why. You would think it's not that bad, being left alone, just you with your thoughts and no one else. But eventually you'd go insane from the nothingness which you might think isn't that bad because at least you'd be entertained. But once you reclaim your sanity you will desperatly try to get out of this hell; running for hours at a time thinking the void must end, banging your hands on the invisible floor, and crying to the devil for mercy. Then you have an idea, "I'll kill my self! Whatever happens then can't be worse than this!" But then you find that you can kill yourself. There are no objects in hell to help you die, you do not need food in hell so you shall not starve, and there is no time in hell so you cannot age. Then you drop to the floor weeping and the devil laughs at you for he is a cruel, sick, bastard.
 

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FranzTyphid said:
Tesco.

On a sunday.
I had to google that because I didn't get it. That happens like ten times a week here. Soon I'll know more about British culture than the average chav.
 

GiantRedButton

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Furburt said:
And endless, bottomless pit. That concept has always terrified me. It gives me goosebumps just thinking about it.
Since i`m currently learning physics, i`m going to help you overcome your fear with SCIENCE!
As you certainly know the bad feeling from falling comes from the acceleration.
When moving at a constant speed you feel nothing.
For example, the earth is rotating at a speed for people at 50° at 666.92197mph (1073.3kmh).
When falling you can only accelerate so much until the drag force from the resistance of the air is as high as the force of gravity.
Because the drag force increases as your speed increases, you will always reach a terminal velocity and you won`t accelerate anymore.
At that point the unopleasant feeling will be gone and you can flip out you ds and play for all eternity ;D

Fun Facts: The terminal velocity (the highest reachable falling speed) of Cats and ants is below the speed that would kill them.
So you can drop cats from an airplane and they will survive just fine. Try it ;)
 

Shawshanker

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GiantRedButton said:
Furburt said:
And endless, bottomless pit. That concept has always terrified me. It gives me goosebumps just thinking about it.
Since i`m currently learning physics, i`m going to help you overcome your fear with SCIENCE!
As you certainly know the bad feeling from falling comes from the acceleration.
When moving at a constant speed you feel nothing.
For example, the earth is rotating at a speed for people at 50° at 666.92197mph (1073.3kmh).
When falling you can only accelerate so much until the drag force from the resistance of the air is as high as the force of gravity.
Because the drag force increases as your speed increases, you will always reach a terminal velocity and you won`t accelerate anymore.
At that point the unopleasant feeling will be gone and you can flip out you ds and play for all eternity ;D

Fun Facts: The terminal velocity (the highest reachable falling speed) of Cats and ants is below the speed that would kill them.
So you can drop cats from an airplane and they will survive just fine. Try it ;)
Oh so that's where the saying, "cats always land on thier feet," comes from.
Pretty cool fact I must say.
I tip my hat to your sir.
 

ZeLunarian

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Hell, whoa devine punishment... I suppose mine would be to spend eternities at the bottom of the river styx all sullen and such, fun times~
 

Shawshanker

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Shawshanker's alternate version of hell #1!

Hell is just basically your normal life except for some reason everybody uses the words "twing twang" in every sentance and nobody ever tells you what it means. Then you go crazy.

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