Your philosophy

[fuzzypenguin]

burn kill! burn kill! burn kill! ect....

 

[Skarvey]

I cannot consign myself to others ideals. I know that philosophy is always conditional, and there is but one absolute certainty: Love is good

 

[v3cks]

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

Leave things better than you found them, or to put it another way, "Welcome to Planet Toilet--here's your brush!"

 

[Invader Ezri]

1. Vilolence may not be the answer, but it's a lot more fun.
2. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

 

[klakkat]

Live life without regret. You are you because of all your experiences, not a small number of key events, or only the beneficial parts of your life. Suffering is as important to making you as is pleasure. Embracing either will necessarily change who you are.

 

[TaborMallory]

Don't Do Bad Shit!
Die-hard religious nuts, no matter how much they think they're helping, have a really bad problem with this one.
i.e. Mrs. Carmondy from Stephen King's The Mist.

EDIT: I just realized how douche-baggy this might seem. If I've offended any religious folk here, please accept my apologies. Unless, of course, you force your religion down other peoples' throats.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.

I loved reading this post and then looking at your avatar.

you know, any monty python reference is great, i have to agree with it too

 

[ward.]

If it's not broken, find out why.

Oh and a close runner up, never miss an opportunity to laugh.

 

[Helmet]

No regrets. All that I am is because of what I have done. Every single thing that has happened to me, good or bad, large or small, has influenced who I am. I regret nothing.

 

[jim_doki]

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

 

[Eiseman]

I just stay away from absolutes. Which is itself an absolute, I know, but I think the irony excepts it.

 

[jthm]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absurdism

I rather suspect that those of you who describe yourselves as optimistic cynics, pessimistic nihlists and most of you who put forth some pseudo philosophy like Anton Lavey's would find this link helpful.

Absurdist all the way.

 

[PAGEToap44]

You're not going to win. You will never win. Just get on with it.

 

[The_Deleted]

Hope For The Best
Prepare For The Worst
And, above all else.
Don't Let The Bastards Get You Down
And Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

 

[Copter400]

1. I am god.

2. We all must work towards our own happiness, as long that it does not interfere with the happiness of others.

3. Do not force your beliefs upon others.

4. Vote Copter For World Emperor!

 

[Xelioth]

In sound bite form, as Gandhi put it, "Live simply that others may simply live."

I'm with the gandhi quote here if you're looking for simple explanations.

more in-depth, I believe that people are stupid and the world is mostly a shit hole, and there's nothing I can do about it. however, I recognize that my life will ripple outward to those I meet and talk to. so in hope of a better future, I intend to do my best to spread tolerance and understanding as much as possible. I'm not going to shove anything down anyone's throats as that's counter-productive. I'm just going to live as simply and unobtrusively as is possible for me and hope that others follow the example.

everyone must walk their own road. I simply seek to show others how to accept this.

edit:
this guy said it perfectly:

1. All work can be done later, no matter what the importance.

2. Find the humorous side in everything, if there is none, make one.

3. Give people second chances, after all you may need one too sometime.

4. Have a contingency plan for everything, and have a contingency plan for the contingency plans.

5. Respect people until they disrespect you.

6. There is no six.

7. Stand back out of the spotlight, things are more interesting to watch from back there.

8. I always tie my shoes, I don't need another escaltor experience.

9. If you know you're right, don't back down.

10. The people who care about you are most important, don't lose them.

11. Don't surrernder you're beliefs, if you do, you are no longer yourself.

 

[twintail]

There is no god,
There is no afterlife,
Live your life before you lose it.