Your plan in a DINOSAUR apocalypse.
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Activate my ai generator and wipe out the dinosaurs with a robot apocalypse...
Or maybe use nanobots to enslave them all.
Or maybe use nanobots to enslave them all.
While running from an elite velociraptor kill team who has just decimated my home town, killing everybody I know, I stumble upon an egg. Needing something to eat for the night I took it. I started a campfire in the middle of the forest and right as I was about to cook the egg it hatched and a baby T-Rex came out. Suffering from depression I became obsessed with mothering the infant killer and over the years of running and seeing relationships die from T-Rex's in F-15s, "Derek" and I formed a special bond. When I was sleeping I heard something approaching me so I hid. I didn't have time to go back for Derek when a kill team inducted him into the military. With no purpose and a growing lust for love, I stumble into New York City somehow. I see a F-15 team flying over head. I quickly run into the Empire State Building in search for cover but there is a velociraptor kill team in the lobby. I run up the stairs (elevator shut down from electrostatic mini allosaurus who went and ate all the wiring) and reach the roof where I discover that one F-15 T-Rex finds me. I quietly whisper to myself, "You'll never get me..." before jumping off the building. After jumping I realize that it was Derek and I fall on to the concrete and die.
Tame a Pterodactyl and grab a shotgun. I can imagine it now, just a boy and his prehistoric aerial killing machine.
....is it bad that I'd rather face the Velociraptors as opposed to living in a world where the dominant species are similar to Barney?GiantSpiderGoat said:
not much u can do, no civilian firearms are gonna hurt the bigger ones at all. well, i guess the fifty cal is technically also a civilian firearm. prolly try to make it to gander mnt, where i can steal said .50 cal, also grab a .300 ultramag and a remington model 80 express for the little ones. take amo, then try to create an underground shelter that can survive being stepped on. but since that's way too hard, I'm gonna get eaten.
Steal some Chickens and Cows, move to some underground lair somewhere to barracade up and make sure to breed the animals so I can get food and live underground forever.
and don't forget they are also magical, so we are uubr screwedcaptaincabbage said:Cool ideas, ba-dum tish.Fridge said:Ok just a quick thought on this one.captaincabbage said:
I'd probably try to make my way toward somewhere cold, like Iceland or Greenland. The theory is that dinosaurs are cold blooded and really wouldn't survive well there. If I can't get off this Isle then I'd go up to the Scottish highlands with a few people and try to eek out a living there.
Oh and the Zombie thread is my fault I did a search and found one from 2009 and thought I would just throw my contingency plan at it. As I have stated in the thread though, at least I didn't make a new one
One hitch with your theroies is that most scientists speculate that most larger dinosaurs (i.e triceratops/Utahraptor or larger) were most likely warm-blooded, cinsidering that the amount of energy cold blood would have to pump around the body via sunlight is way more than it could handle, thus a more logical genetic trait in larger dinosaurs would have been warm blood.
I'm not sure how many species of dino were arcitally based, but you'd definitely have to look out for creatures like Liopleurodon.
It's about 7.5 metres long and partols the seas. It has 7 centimetre teeth and is carnivourous. It is evil.
I'd do the following in this order.
Look outside, double-take, crap pants, and then hide in bathroom hoping that a T-rex doesn't eat me.
Look outside, double-take, crap pants, and then hide in bathroom hoping that a T-rex doesn't eat me.