D0WNT0WN said:
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>Girl goes all red, looks down at her shoes and says "You can do do anything you like."
>Went in for the kiss
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WHAAAT? You ONLY kissed her? Oh my good how old are you? Nine?
Next time try something like that: "Anything? Really anything? Well, you know by chance I brought this nurse outfit along, would you kindly put it own and call me Doctor House?"
okay my story, don't know where to start so let's do it from the very beginning:
> fast forward
> very lonely and nerdy life till I was twenty
> first love, I was a complete utter moron - EPIC FAIL
> was meagerly successful but got dumped later on by an 9 years older woman.
> Mickey Rourke like falldown - EPIC FAIL 2.0
> heartbroken resigned believing never having girlfriend again.
> fast forward (years pass)
> chatting with a fellow student
> she is sending me witty flirtatious images of strawberries
> fast forward a week, first date
> Me Brought strawberries => Epic WIN
> City fair
> was wearing my special occasion self made t-shirt: "You can tell me about your problems, AFTER we had sex" => Epic WIN N°2
> gave me a confidence boost +50 by the way
> At some point while waking through the fair I just grabbed her hand and held it
> she didn't took it back. "Oh my god - I'm fainting - she likes it"
> fast foward
> kissing
> more strawberries
> fast foward (use your imagination)
> 6 years later she still has "stonking great tits" and all
> we probably sound like every average couple now
That reminds me, I should probably get hold of some strawberries soon.