Your secret/Philosophy on life

[Unreliable]

Also for the universe, physicists prefer the term 'finite but unbounded.'
Like you know how in some videogame minimaps, if you scroll to one edge you wind up on the other side and eventually back to where you began. Thats kinda how the universe would work if you went one linear direction at the speed of light (or very close). Emphasis on kinda.

 

[Aesir23]

That life is a game of Frogger. Some people manage to get across the road, but most are squished horribly under the tires of various vehicles.

 

[teisjm]

If theres a sexual reference or a "your mom" joke to be made, make sure to do it.

 

[Krakyn]

If you have low expectations, you'll never be let down.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

As Max The Reaper has said (Respect):

A person is an intelligent, rational being, capable of anything. People are dumb, panicky animals, capable only of following a person.

Sorry but he's not the creator of that phrase, Agent K from Men in Black said it first. As for my philosophy, "Life is a constant shithole, with small and infrequent moments of happiness that break up the pointlessness of it all, only to fade quickly again back into everyday monotony."

 

[Lord Beautiful]

There is no truth, no perfection, nothing is absolute, nothing is sacred, and everything is relative. I know nothing, not even that I know nothing, because knowledge can not exist without absolute truth, and absolute truth can not exist unless everyone acknowledges it, and even then it may not be true, but rather a widespread trick of the mind.

Well, that's my theory. I may speak in absolutes, but I don't believe in any. It's just such a greater pain to speak in relatives.

 

[Insanum]

A positive attitude may not solve your problems but it will annoy people enough to make it worth the effort.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Just show respect for others and realize that others are different than you.

 

[smokeybearsb]

I used to have one that what you say is gonna happen, the opposite will, so I went around thinking the opposite of what I wanted to happen. Don't really do that anymore.. Also, I used to think I could influence the rest of the world around me via actions and stuff. On a small scale though. I don't think either really work.

 

[Lynx]

"This is how it works
You're young until you're not
You love until you don't
You try until you can't
You laugh until you cry
You cry until you laugh
And everyone must breathe
Until their dying breath."

(- Regina Spektor)


Simply put, don't grieve upon things that are unchangeable. Keep your back straight and your eyes forward.

 

[TehCookie]

"If the world didn't suck we would all fall off"

 

[Sewblon]

Mine is from The Good The Bad and The Ugly. "There are two kinds of people in the world, those with loaded guns, and those who dig." "Loaded guns" reads as "leverage", and "dig" reads as "work." Maybe that is why I am so depressed.

 

[Lavi]

There should be only one universal sin: When someone places a belief in any tradition, ideology, or object so much that it prevents them from loving another human being.

 

[Berethond]

Life sucks.
And then you die.

 

[Berethond]

Optimism is only the first sign of ignorance

Also, assume everyone is an idiot, you'll generally be right. Simply put: People are STUPID.

Yourself included

 

[Motti]

Breathe in, breathe out.
Don't stop.

EDIT: In all seriousness though, here is my philosophy on life:
I know where I am, where I'm going to sleep tonight, when my next meal is and nobody is after my blood. So why am I bitching? Everything's fine.