Your superhero name

[Alpha Centauri]

Alpha Centauri

The closest star to us, (Sol not withstanding)

I love that name

 

[Akai Shizuku]

The Crimson Menace.

Some kind of menstrual joke? It sounds more like a villian name anyway. I'm the Dung Beatle...damn radio-active dung beatles.

LOL it was not a menstruation joke. It does sound like a villain name, and it's supposed to be, from the perspective of the bad guys.

 

[WhiteTiger225]

So, if you were a superhero what would your name be?

Mine would be "The turtle"

The Violet Defender

MUAVE PUNCH!
VIOLET STRIKE!
PURPLE SLAM!

 

[PatrioticPineapple]

Ironic Goat, Ohh Yea!

 

[feebstalicious93]

mine would be the legendary fantastic amazing sir nooble awesome of schmuppy pants
and i would have the awesome power of acid spit

 

[War Penguin]

Phil.
So bland yet, oddly enough, so original.

 

[Tartarga]

Public Disturbance Man.
Most annoying hero ever.

 

[Xero Scythe]

...the Reaper.

 

[Berethond]

The Search Bar Man.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.139295#3128419
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.136246#3067744

I...
You...
No purpose left in my life now that my brilliant idea's been taken....

My superhero name is Berethond.

 

[This-is-Hip-Hop]

Urban Cohort, I got the idea while playing 'Rome Total War', A unit was named this, and said unit was pretty much invincible, plus its got 'Urban' in it, so I could get away with listening to Hip-Hop, and no, their would be no spandex involved; however, I would consider a Gladius.

-This-is-Hip-Hop

 

[Skeleon]

The Shade.
I dunno, I like Shade.

 

[Cama Zots]

Sir Schmoopy of Awesometon
or Mr. Biscuits

I would say Ozymadias but that's already been taken.

 

[Ryokugax]

I would be....Chatoon, Bringer of Corn

 

[adledog]

Sparky Sparky Boom Man.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

I already have one, it's the one i use in battle against my nemesis, Dr. Steel.

Professor Jack. ph34r mah top hats!

 

[Emeli]

The Pink Frog

 

[Kenjitsuka]

Mine is Thinderella.
Yathzee was kind enough to come up with something far wittier than I could!
Many kudos!!!

And yes, I do suffer from Anorexia Nervosa in real life, so I don't think there's any moral objection.

 

[Lexodus]

Lexodus.

 

[angryscotsman93]

Well, depends on the power I'd have.

BUt if I got the one I really wanted: crazy-ass, Cthulhu-esque occultist powers that summon ancient daemons from their longs aeons of beauty-sleep, and allowed me to levitate half a dozen tommy guns in midair and shoot them all at my enemies while I read a magazine in the next room over, as well as shooting fireballs and shit, then I'd have the name "Warlock."

That's also the call-sign I want when I join the military.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Captain Escapist

I would sit in my underpants all day and fight off trolls while drinking beers