Your superhero name

[ChocoFace]

Run-Away-in-Danger Man.
Not catchy, i know.

 

[Lucane]

Oh it would have to be... wait and ruin my secret identity if i ever get super powers by mentioning it? I think not but...

Well played clerks.

 

[azurawolf]

Phil.
So bland yet, oddly enough, so original.

Best superhero name EVER!

Mine would be Azura.
The name I use for almost everything.

 

[wewontdie11]

Captain Apathy.

"Captain Apathy, an meteors headed right for the town!"

".....meh."

IMPOSTER!

I was going to say that, dammit...

OK then I'll have Super-moral-but-not-motivated-enough-to-do-anything-about-it Man.

Catchy.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

I'd be Wraith or Cheshire Cat...
For Wraith I'd be a hero somewhat like Batman, With Cheshire Cat I'd be like The Joker or Riddler.

 

[DoW Lowen]

Copy right infringement man!

You are all coming with me!

 

[ae86gamer]

...The Coon

[http://photobucket.com/images/the%20coon]
You're my hero.

OT:Mine would have to be uh... Pyrorose? That's all I could come up with.

 

[Salmaras]

Oh it would have to be... wait and ruin my secret identity if i ever get super powers by mentioning it? I think not but...

Well played clerks.

Curses, you've seen through my ploy

 

[moopeli]

black cock

 

[[Cold-Shoulder]]

Captain Chaosify away!!! XD

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Soviet Zero

I would also have a russian accent and call everyone comrade,just because I could...comrades.

 

[Molten Discharge]

"The Megastore"

I would say "discount this" or "5 for a pound?" as I punched each henchman.
When they bring out the special, stronger, battle enhanced henchman, there would be a lengthy battle. Afterwards I would probably say "clean-up on aisle 3" as I spit on the limp corpse.
After defeating the evil mastermind behind it all I'd say "I can't be beaten on value". Either that or I'd lift him up and spin him above my head shrieking "TURKEY BONUS" before throwing him from the balcony of his tower.

Yes, I think I'd call myself "The Megastore".

 

[Rostello]

"Bastion" try saying it to yourself in a deep voice, it has strong connatations of defence and protection, seems quite fitting for a Superhero.

Slap on some heavy armour and a big thick tower sheild and you're ready to go, just don't expect me to fly..

 

[orangebandguy]

Awesomeness McDude Captain and Defender of all laser bears.

 

[Jark]

Jark

It's short, memorable and unusual, plus it's not corny ;D

And I know it's my user name on Escapist but what more do you want from me? >.>

 

[SteakHeart]

Combustion Man

Is that an Avatar reference I sense?

OT: I'm Gunsmoke. I carry a pair of infinite-ammo .50 cal revolvers and bring the pain to anyone who utters the word "Midichlorians."

 

[AvsJoe]

Sevyr

Nice and simple.

 

[Fbuh]

Erhart Manbulge, purveyor of the world's finest atrocities relating to body parts and toilet humor.

Or Captain Cool