Your superhero name

[JRCB]

Captain Escapist

I would sit in my underpants all day and fight off trolls while drinking beers

If you could stop all of them, I'll get you beer money.

 

[McNinja]

Deathstorm, or at least something to do with death. I've always considered Azrael, but I think it's taken already.

 

[C4azyMik3]

Crazymike!

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

Phalanx

Always thought it was a badass name for anything.

 

[Salmaras]

Captain Escapist

I would sit in my underpants all day and fight off trolls while drinking beers

What happens when you run out of beers?

 

[TheSentinel]

Pyro

I would run around all day in a full-body flame suit and gas mask, shouting incoherently at everything while burning it with a flamethrower.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

Bladestar would be mine xD

Captain Escapist

I would sit in my underpants all day and fight off trolls while drinking beers

What happens when you run out of beers?

You cry, a lot

 

[The Great JT]

Funkenstein the Party Monster. With the power to turn obnoxious teen pop rock into disco!

 

[Edhed]

I find everyone's usernames in this thread better than their suggestions.
Im Mr. Mantastic because I once did a comedy routine with that as a character of a deluded kid vigilante in a figure-hugging child's speedskating leotard with Pepsi's sponsor logo on the front.

 

[Radeonx]

Professor Rad. I kill everyone in any city I plunder with enough radiation to make darkness glow.

 

[Wayward Sean]

Brawny Seany.

 

[TomOfTheCross]

Mine would be Abbahd, it derives from Abaddon the Despoiler

 

[Chibz]

Collateral Damage Man.

Guess my superpower.

 

[Salmaras]

Collateral Damage Man.

Guess my superpower.

Is it causing collateral damage?

 

[dwightsteel]

Scarlet Spider (look at the avatar)


Marvel asked me if they could use the name, and i said yes
anyone that doubts me is wrong.

Wrong, I tell you.

WRONG

Does it count as doubting if I just plain claim that you're lying? I mean, doubt implies lack of certainty....

OT: The Spoon.

 

[dwightsteel]

Collateral Damage Man.

Guess my superpower.

Is it causing collateral damage?

I thought it was turning in to Arnold Schwartzenegger in a shitty movie.

 

[awesomebillfromdawsonville]

Al Jazeera. Either that or The Grundle.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Combustion Man

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Roundhose Rob.