Your useless superpower

[black-magic]

Post your potential useless superpower.

Mine would be real life photoshop, that only looks like it works, eg I paint a moustash on someone, they walk 2 steps to the right and the moustash stays where it is.

Or invisibilty that only works when i'm playing the trombone.

 

[mcpop9]

MEAT VISION
lol but on topic
i cannot be killed on weekdays 12pm-6pm while on the toilet

 

[superbleeder12]

"YOUR SHIRT IS RED!"
-Betty, Kung Pow

I would like to be able to change the color of mundane objects, shirts, mugs, pencils, etc.

 

[Frequen-Z]

I have to ability to molt any natural colour hair I want on Mondays.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

I can tell what brand of popcorn is in the microwave by smell (assuming it's one of the large brands).

 

[Lord Beautiful]

The power to suggest use of the Search Bar.

 

[CoverYourHead]

The ability to change the color of my eyes at a moment's notice!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

The power to make one poo their pants just by raising one single solitary eyebrow

 

[Rainbowloid]

The ability to change the color of my eyes at a moment's notice!

This is exactly what I was going to say. Damn ninjas...

 

[Macgyvercas]

Ability to freeze time, but my heart stops when time is frozen.

 

[dmase]

The ability to self destruct... would I ever be in the situation to use it? Probably not

 

[Ironic Pirate]

To turn inside out. Would make people gross out, but sadly I could only use it once...

 

[MattRooney06]

The power to suggest use of the Search Bar.

oooo edgy wit there

 

[CoverYourHead]

The ability to change the color of my eyes at a moment's notice!

This is exactly what I was going to say. Damn ninjas...

I knew you were going to say that. I'm standing right behind you! But don't look, that would be very dangerous.

 

[Manhattan2112]

The power to make a doorbell sound with my ears that you can only hear in the dark.

 

[the1ultimate]

I have the ability to recall any piece of information as long as I'll never EVER have any use for it.

It feels like I already have that ability.

OT: The ability to hit anything I aim for with a custard pie.

Also, the ability to manipulate chance.. When it doesn't affect anyone else in any way.

 

[klakkat]

I have the ability to recall any piece of information as long as I'll never EVER have any use for it.

The moment a piece of information becomes even marginally useful, I forget it completely.

I know plenty of people who pretty much have that anyway. Though it may have to do with the fact that they only memorize things that will never be useful.

I would have the power to change whatever alcoholic substance I'm drinking into any other alcoholic substance, before it reaches my tongue. Also known as the 'never pay for high-price liquor again' power.

 

[firedfns13]

To have an axe-murderer's beard that turns invisible, but it only works when you aren't facing me.

 

[The Austin]

I cannot be killed by anything!*

*[sub] Excludes Bullets, Knifes, and Explosive Diarrhea [/sub]