Your useless superpower

[Aerodynamic]

The ability to instantly change the tightness of a tie using my mind. It could ocme in handy once in a while, but I don't wear dress-shirts soo...

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

The power to read my own mind.

 

[Explosm]

The power to remember every pub ammo fact in any zoo ive ever read

 

[Booze Zombie]

Being only immortal, no other superpowers.
I would just be a normal person, only undying and unaging.

Now, whilst that sounds cool, it would be surprisingly useless for anyone who isn't you.

 

[MGlBlaze]

The power of effortless procrastination!

 

[ucciolord1]

The ability to mimic the voice of any member of the Village People.

 

[quiet_samurai]

The ability to make birds levitate.... only birds.

 

[WolfMage]

The ability to make a program that would delete itself.
Or the ability to make any youtube video become a rickroll.
Or the ability to make someone's nice, fresh coffee slightly cold.

 

[Lullabye]

The power to read my own lips.

 

[The Austin]

The power to read my own mind.

congrats on 7,000 posts.

And your power is funny.

OP: NIGHT VISION!!!*

*Only works when the lights are on.

 

[Kayleor]

I would have the power to fly but only while on an airplane.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

The Ability to make my insides turn Invisible

"Haha! Now you can only see my skin, fear me!"

 

[siffty]

spawn food and drink anywhere any time and on anyone i choose

 

[Aerodynamic]

spawn food and drink anywhere any time and on anyone i choose

That's not useless, I would kill for that power.

Unless you could only spawn food you hate, then that would suck.

 

[Karlaxx]

The ability to manipulate probability, but only in a way that totally screws me over(since it already seems to happen; what I did to piss the universe off I will never know).

 

[Eat Uranium]

The ability to see through things. Useful you say?

No, not really. Not when you can see through everything and anything.

 

[evilartist]

To change my metabolism at will. Anything to eat unhealthy food without gaining weight.