Your useless superpower

[Ungenericteen]

The ablity to make others high/drunk but not myself

 

[Samcanuck]

I am double jointed on my finders and big toes. And I can crazily see how news articles, music, ect explain events not related to them by super imposeing the information. Insane yes...but it helps me to understand politics and philosophy.

I can also move my scalp and ears without touching them...helps itch my head when I'm standing at attention with the military.

 

[FalloutJack]

"YOUR SHIRT IS RED!"
-Betty, Kung Pow

I would like to be able to change the color of mundane objects, shirts, mugs, pencils, etc.

That's not useless! That's awesome!

But I digress... I have the power of being the only one who can actually hurt me. That means that I'll shrug off your hits, but as soon as I do something boneheaded, we're in trouble. Case in point? I easily avoided cars crossing a busy street, was having a lovely time, and hyper-extended my knee jumping a bench.

 

[Koganesaga]

The ability to make the works of Shakespeare appear on fogged surfaces.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

I can regrow my little toe on my left foot if it gets cut off!

 

[Artorius]

The Ability to BOIL an egg..
its frightening i know xP

 

[Bob Biscuit]

The ability to make any TV show only commercials for one hour a day, regardless of the channel -but only if I'm watching it for the entire hour. And not those witty, interesting commercials, but the dull, shout your ear off advertisements for useless, overpriced products.

 

[mandrilltiger]

I can read minds only if they are thinking of bananas.

 

[chronolos]

Or the ability to see what i could be doing if i wasnt wasting my time watching what i could be doing if i wasnt wasting my time watching what i could be doing if i wasnt wasting myself watching what i could be doing...

That my friend is called Television.

 

[Lucane]

Ability to freeze time, but my heart stops when time is frozen.

Have you seen Code Geass R2? it's fairly useful.

Hmm. knowing how to speak any language but not able to translate or recall what I've said 1 minutes after not speaking that language if I didn't really learn it.

 

[Rangergord]

There's a great indie pen and paper beer and pretzels rpg called Stuper Powers [Url/]http://index.rpg.net/display-entry.phtml?mainid=5119[/Url] best of strange powers from this booklet. and theres so many. And so many here on this post that i'd add in if I ever play it again.

But i'd say "Stir Bowls" "Move Erogenous Zone" "Summon Groupies" and "60 ft Toliets from the Sky" would be my picks.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

The ability to save the world, but I'm too passive to care.

 

[tombman888]

the ability to read the minds of inanimate objects

 

[spacecowboy86]

when i scream my pants tear...while i'm inhaling i can exhale fire... if i'm in space my body requires a space suit to be worn to live... if i don't talk no one can hear my voice... i could go on all day. also, side note: i actually have all these super powers except the first one.

 

[Kanazuchi]

I'd want the ability to make it 5 PM local time. I'm End Of The Workday Man!

There's a great indie pen and paper beer and pretzels rpg called Stuper Powers [Url/]http://index.rpg.net/display-entry.phtml?mainid=5119[/Url] best of strange powers from this booklet. and theres so many. And so many here on this post that i'd add in if I ever play it again.

But i'd say "Stir Bowls" "Move Erogenous Zone" "Summon Groupies" and "60 ft Toliets from the Sky" would be my picks.

When I played that game I had Turn Skin To Aluminum Siding, Give Anyone Complete Mastery Over One Area Of Trivia, and Mate And Reproduce With Inanimate Objects. I was the All-knowing Housefscker.

I was really hoping to get Make Any Band Play Freebird though.

 

[seryoga]

the ability to turn invisible when sitting on a bench making a serious face... no wait altair nevermind the ability to vomit on command

 

[Cheesezorz]

Ability to go to a permanent coma and technically LIVE FOREVER.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

The ability to see through glass. FEAR MEEEEEEEE!

 

[ShwimShwam]

I'd totally have the ability to teleport 3m forward at whim, but also teleport 2m & 99cm back in the direction I just went.