Your useless superpower

[AwesomeMan]

The power to make people blink uncontrollably. It would be so much fun to annoy people with it.

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

How about the power to kill a yak at over 200 yards away... WITH MIND BULLETS!

 

[Pinstar]

I could communicate and command sea cucumbers, and they would obey my every word.

 

[evilartist]

To change my metabolism at will. Anything to eat unhealthy food without gaining weight.

That's usefull!

To make my hair grow 100 faster at will. (and nails why not )

Well, it's not useful enough to benefit (or rule) humanity in the way that super powers can. It's just an ability used for someone who's too lazy to exercise. I figured it was useless enough.

 

[CrashertheSmasher]

Moon Walk

 

[Anti-gravity]

the ability to bleed butterflies

 

[Double A]

The ability to be amazing at a multiplayer game whenever no one else is playing it.

 

[joshthor]

i am immortal. i mean, i havent died yet, so i probably am.

 

[Aurora219]

the ability to stop time for one second, including myself...
someone smart will figure this out...

Take it I'm the only clever one then -

You wouldn't be able to start time again. Good job, you broke the universe.

I have the power to psychically intimidate squirrels.

How about the power to kill a yak at over 200 yards away... WITH MIND BULLETS!

That's telekinesis, Kyle.

How about the power... to move you?

 

[Caligulove]

mine would be being able to move someone 2 inches to the left, once every 24 hours.

 

[Sjakie]

The ability to make ugly women look pretty*

[sub]* only works when digesting large quantities of alcohol[/sub]

 

[Drakmorg]

Being like the Human Torch, except I'm not fire-proof.

So I'd get 3rd degree burns every time I activated my powers.

"Flame on! AHHHHHH! I'm Burning to Death!"

 

[Brad Shepard]

I would say mine is the power to drift off into my thoughts and come up with awesome storys

and i guess the more nerdy one is to think of how to build decks in Yu Gi Oh.

 

[RJ Dalton]

If an abundance of resources are considered a superpower (Batman, Tony Stark, etc.) then I possess the largest collection of near but not quite useless facts in the world.

 

[The Great JT]

Mine would be the ability to see into the future, but only if it involved me failing a test.

 

[chronolos]

To be a Flying Tophat wearing Werewolf

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

The power of cynicism.

 

[Zaksav91]

SUPER FLATULENCE!!!!!!

it's just louder than normal..........

 

[Siuki]

The ability to bend space and time whenever I curve my tongue into a U-shape. I can't make my tongue into a U.

 

[adledog]

The ability to add more of those plastic security things on dvds, but only to ones im in the process of opening. Or the ability to see what i could be doing if i wasnt wasting my time watching what i could be doing if i wasnt wasting my time watching what i could be doing if i wasnt wasting myself watching what i could be doing...