This was mine, improvised weapon thread:
"luckily for me, my family keeps about 1 million loaded .22s all throgh out our house, so ill probably use those(assuming i cant get to the 10 mm or the shotguns) but if all else fails, i have an obscesion with looking around for potential weapons whenever i enter a room. also, we have an aluminum baseball bat and an epic screwdriver(i shit you not, its like 2.5 feet long and about an inch thick... dont ask.) and a couple bowie knives in various places."
While everything here was true, the awful spelling, grammar and capitalization are something I'm ashamed of. I was such an immature, weapon obsessed idiot back then. I still love guns, but more from an engineering perspective and less of a killing one.
I also thought I was epic because I omitted details for most of my guns. *sigh*