Your Villianous Monlogue!

[Mighty Lighty]

I`d kill him half way through the speech as he`d be to busy listening to the monologue to notice me press the FUDGE LAZER!!!

 

[Nickolai77]

There was a time when I would have fallen long before this point. Where the right minds would have known of the threat as it arose. Common sense, uniting together those who would put aside their differences to fight a common enemy. History repeats itself, and yet every time we follow it blindly. Never once thinking "Stop, wait, slow down." No. Instead we entrust our future into the hands of those who say continue on. And yet we rely on critics to tell us what movies to watch. Designers to tell us what clothes to wear. In these irrelevant individuals we place our lives, and in doing so we allow ourselves to be led along. Fed from the trough of ignorance, blissfully unaware that our very existence is a crime against the world we occupy without right or just cause. There was a time when we would look upon people like these in disgust. As the dregs of society.

But then there came the modern era. An era of diluted blood, where the lowest common denominator was not an insult but a badge. A mark of honor, worn with pride and distinction, were such words known to these people. When the masses would bark like mindless dogs, hating something not because they knew why but because someone told them to. And later that same day, they would turn around and support the very thing they hate with all their might. Such idiocy, such blind devotion to maintaining the status quo at the expense of their own individuality, allowed for the likes of me to work to such a complete degree. It was almost poetic, really, watching as society crumbled not from bombs or bullets, but from its own desire to further its own sense of self.

Where there was once innovation and genius, now there was only an empty void. Goals of advancing science and technology for the better of humanity replaced with making cell phones smaller, and creating new ways to listen to the same song from twenty artists. And we say "Oh boo hoo, to the starving" as we listen to them, throwing our money at their feet. "Boo hoo to the dying" we say, before turning the channel. A race of hypocrites, blind fools. We care only of our own bubble, that which exists in front of us. As a child knows nothing beyond the obsession of everything he sees, so too did we devolve into a state of utter self obsession.

Before long the mindless drones that constituted the masses of humanity devolved to such a point one could hardly tell them apart from the cattle they consumed in the fast food restaurant on every corner. Occasionally sipping from their coffee, utterly oblivious to the world beyond their block. Beyond their commute to a job they hated. Spending their days in malls filled with hundreds of stores selling the same clothes, thinking to themselves that they were doing something important with their lives.

And yet, here we are now. I have ascended to this place not through acts of violence, but acts of intelligence. I have sidestepped the debris of the former world, hurdling over those who fell attempting to maintain it. And you would kill me? For what? For attempting to bring order to the chaos? You, with your Mac Book Pro, and your Sony Ericsson, and your designer pants and jacket. You defend a world that has no place being. Kill me, and what do you do? You admit that stupidity is law. You admit that you are better off blindly following those who would use you for your own purpose. You would admit that I was right from the beginning. So kill me, it will not matter. I will be no villain, and you no hero. Tomorrow the world shall continue on oblivious, and we will be lost to time.

Tiger Woods has a new mistress, and neither you or I are she.

*casually draws sword*

Shall we begin?

Kudos for writing that, thats a nice piece of writing.


***
May add my own monologue later if i can think of anything

 

[Timotei]

What is a man?! *throws mine glass* A miserable pile of secrets!

But enough talk, have at you!

 

[King of the Sandbox]

There was a time when I would have fallen long before this point. Where the right minds would have known of the threat as it arose. Common sense, uniting together those who would put aside their differences to fight a common enemy. History repeats itself, and yet every time we follow it blindly. Never once thinking "Stop, wait, slow down." No. Instead we entrust our future into the hands of those who say continue on. And yet we rely on critics to tell us what movies to watch. Designers to tell us what clothes to wear. In these irrelevant individuals we place our lives, and in doing so we allow ourselves to be led along. Fed from the trough of ignorance, blissfully unaware that our very existence is a crime against the world we occupy without right or just cause. There was a time when we would look upon people like these in disgust. As the dregs of society.

But then there came the modern era. An era of diluted blood, where the lowest common denominator was not an insult but a badge. A mark of honor, worn with pride and distinction, were such words known to these people. When the masses would bark like mindless dogs, hating something not because they knew why but because someone told them to. And later that same day, they would turn around and support the very thing they hate with all their might. Such idiocy, such blind devotion to maintaining the status quo at the expense of their own individuality, allowed for the likes of me to work to such a complete degree. It was almost poetic, really, watching as society crumbled not from bombs or bullets, but from its own desire to further its own sense of self.

Where there was once innovation and genius, now there was only an empty void. Goals of advancing science and technology for the better of humanity replaced with making cell phones smaller, and creating new ways to listen to the same song from twenty artists. And we say "Oh boo hoo, to the starving" as we listen to them, throwing our money at their feet. "Boo hoo to the dying" we say, before turning the channel. A race of hypocrites, blind fools. We care only of our own bubble, that which exists in front of us. As a child knows nothing beyond the obsession of everything he sees, so too did we devolve into a state of utter self obsession.

Before long the mindless drones that constituted the masses of humanity devolved to such a point one could hardly tell them apart from the cattle they consumed in the fast food restaurant on every corner. Occasionally sipping from their coffee, utterly oblivious to the world beyond their block. Beyond their commute to a job they hated. Spending their days in malls filled with hundreds of stores selling the same clothes, thinking to themselves that they were doing something important with their lives.

And yet, here we are now. I have ascended to this place not through acts of violence, but acts of intelligence. I have sidestepped the debris of the former world, hurdling over those who fell attempting to maintain it. And you would kill me? For what? For attempting to bring order to the chaos? You, with your Mac Book Pro, and your Sony Ericsson, and your designer pants and jacket. You defend a world that has no place being. Kill me, and what do you do? You admit that stupidity is law. You admit that you are better off blindly following those who would use you for your own purpose. You would admit that I was right from the beginning. So kill me, it will not matter. I will be no villain, and you no hero. Tomorrow the world shall continue on oblivious, and we will be lost to time.

Tiger Woods has a new mistress, and neither you or I are she.

*casually draws sword*

Shall we begin?

 

[Latinidiot]

*slowly draws Sword out of cane*
I could tell you so much....
But since you didn't pick up all the clues, I guess it wouldbe a waste of breath.
and we wouldn't want that, just before a showdown, would we?
now tell me, do you fear death?

*fighting stance*

 

[Beartrucci]

"Now all you motherfuckers better surrender before I paint these walls with your fucking brains!"

Then we all go out with a............Bang.

 

[Yumi_and_Erea]

Them: This is the end Galeganto!

Me: I'm Galeginto, Galeganto's place is next door.

Them: Oooooooh...

Me: *Looks into the hallway* Did you kill all those guards? They cost fifty pence each, you know!

Cookie for reference.

 

[Olikunmissile]

Hahaha you're so boned. As I shoot him in the face with a machine gun.

 

[Jpodster]

i would act all diasppointed saying "come on guys all this took me ages to put together and then you just come in here and blow it all up. What the hell?" Then walk away slowly shaking my head. Whilst the hero was feeling ashamed i would sneak away to the underwater zepplin to continue my evil schemes. Or i would politley ask them to leave hoping their sense of fair play and decency would kick in and they would do so.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Hello then *insert hero name here*. You have done much to get at me. Gathering many like minded individuals. Allying yourself with my Enemies. Assassinating my Generals. Burning entire countrysides to starve my Armies. Conquering my Cities, and Destroying my Army. Taking everything i have built, everything i have done, and smashing it into the Ground.

For what. To kill me? To have your revenge? Does that not make you, into what I am? No, even WORSE than what i am. Everything i have done, was to create Order and Peace. YOU are trying to kill me because......of What? What did i do to you hmm? Perhaps lower the prices of your facial wash, then storming out of that store Screaming REVENGE!!!!.....i killed your Parents? *looks at hero's Mentor and smiles* I see now....*Bursts into insane Laughter* Yes! You ARE even worse than me! If you allied yourself with THAT bastard, then you are everything that I AND MY EMPIRE would have become.

Your.....Master. told you i killed your parents, your brothers, and sisters......Why would i do that? Because of a Prophecy said a thousand years ago? I had full control of this land before you were born! Why would i BOTHER to kill the son of a Blacksmith in a faraway Province personally! Does that not seem daft to you? Now, which would seem more likely, A faraway king, busy trying to shape his country into something GREAT! or a Manipulative Bastard, betrayed because his Apprentice would not hand over the World to him. Here i was, thinking that i would be Killed by a MAN a HERO. A person who thought for Himself! at least i could respect someone like that! He chose his OWN path.

But, No you are a tool, a Slave. Created and forged for the singular purpose of killing me. Your master was the one who killed your Parents BOY! He wanted the World to be Sacrificed, given to Gods no one CARES about, for POWER. I refused him, told him to go FUCK HIMSELF. So he plotted, he Schemed. Your Allies, the ones allied with you, are his Slaves. All of them were his experiments before YOU came along.

Well....*slides into chair* It does not matter now. I will die here. I have no more traps, no more Schemes. Kill me if you want Boy. But remember this. You are not my Better. You are simply the Latest in a parade of SLAVES, directed by HIM. Remember that Boy. If you Goal all along was to be Greater than me, Remember. You have LOST.

 

[legion431]

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!, GET OUT OF MY HEAD *head explodes*.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

"...So what do you want me to do? Tell you my life story? How my daddy never hug me enough or some fruedian excuse like that?

What else can I say? Best man wins- you win, the world goes on...I win...The universe is mine.

Let's dance.

 

[IceStar100]

*Sitting on my throne*

Well did you have fun? I hope so for in the end this will mean nothing. If I win I will rebuild and a new hero will rise. If I lose someone will take my place. People will always seek power as I have. Or seek to be heros as you have. We can all be replace and shell be. No battle is ever the battle.

*Stands and gets a bottle of wine and two glasses offer one to the hero.*

It's not spiked I would on dishoner you and I to do so. All those lives lost too it would just not do. Sadly as the world spins and time goes on. This will be but a page in an enddless book. We may become legends but in that we become lies. They will build us up and tear us does tell none will know who we where.

*Draws sword and drops sheath*

All must die one day for that is the agreement we make with fate when we sign the contract with our first breat. My empire would fall as all have. The only question is that this day? Lets us see as it is your attack I belive the right of first strike belongs to you.

 

[seanez]

I would sit in a spinning chair.
When the protagonist walks in I would begin by saying:

"The healthy Human mind doesn't wake up thinking that this is it's last day on Earth. But I see that as a luxury, not a curse...." etc etc

Then I'd swivel around realizing they are there.

"Oh shit, this is embarrassing"

 

[Infernai]

We ruin the countries we govern and the people in our care, we slaughter all our enemies and sacrifice all our allies, we will keep killing until there is nothing left to destroy ourselves. That is human nature, and it is the one cycle we are unable to break free from.

Then again, what is a human? Is it not more then an animal, a beast destined to destroy all in its path? I believe that is what we are, for anyone else believing otherwise is naught but a complete fool. We are animals, and we believe ourselves above the natural order of this world.

Therefore, the very words of hero, villain, morality are nothing more then a joke, an excuse we use to justify our actions. I myself do not deny i have killed thousands for my own gains, but what of you? Have you not slaughtered all of my generals and lieutenants, killed many simply for the purpose of trying to end my existence? Surely, that makes you no better then I. You are just scrambling for an excuse to end my life, because i do not fit with you'r view of "Good" within this world.

It is time the illusion was shattered, time we all returned to reality. And it is time...that you died.

*slowly walks towards hero, unsheathing sword*

Vae Victus!

*epic sword fight of awesomeness commences*

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Would you mind taking two steps to the left?

OR

CARMELDANSEN! *Casts Otto's Irresistable Dance*

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Could you save me the trouble of coming up with an elaborate monologue and just shoot me?
Or, better yet, shoot yourself?