Your Waifu?

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Feylynn

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I am Akihiko Sanada's Waifu.
Both
Tezuka Rin
and
Tohsaka Rin
are my Waifu.


Don't think to far into that, I think it makes sense.
Probably.
 

General Twinkletoes

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Eccentric Lich said:
General Twinkletoes said:
Colour-Scientist said:
Those shorts kinda make it look like she has a giant white bush.

OP: I don't have a waifu. Is it just an anime character you want to bone?
Not exactly. A waifu is an anime character that you like as if it was your girlfriend. Like a favourite character in anything else, but taken a bit further.


OT: Nope. Never have.
Wait, really? I had always figured it was what Colour-Scientist said. The truth is much more sad and hilarious. I've got a serious question for those of you with waifus. How does that work? How can you devote yourself to someone who you know doesn't exist?
I have no idea, the whole thing just confuses me. There was a thread recently called "RL girls are 3d pig disgusting" or some nonsense like that, it was about how some people find real women disgusting because they have bodily functions and might not like you.... it was weird as shit.
 

Brainwreck

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WHAT ANCIENT TOME OF ELDRITCH HORROR HAS MADE ITS CONTENTS KNOWN TO ME

Ahem.
From what you posted I have to assume that a 'waifu' is an anime character you have a crush on.
Well. I don't watch anime, so there's that.
I don't think I have a crush either.
And a fictional crush sounds a little bit... off.

Edit: Nevermind. Read thread.

ENDLESS SUFFERING IS THE WOE OF IGNORANT MEN WHO NEVER LACK TO SEEK THE DEPTH OF THEIR OWN HEARTS AND ONLY SEE THE WEALTH OF A POOR WORLD SUFFERING TO FLAY ITS OWN BACK IN KNIFE WOUNDS OF SILVER AND BRUTAL GLADNESS
 

BiscuitTrouser

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SckizoBoy said:
?! *****, please!


Elegant lines & sophistication for her age, man! =P

***** please this little lady knows how to do it old school. Not only was she unafraid to be different but her looks have refined with age. Do we see anything as majestic as this nowadays?
 

uzo

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Shinji Ikari.

What? Shinji's a boy? Yeah right, you're just trying to pull one over ol' Uzo, eh?

What?

Oh god! Oh god! But I have all these magazines and ... oh god! Oh GOD!?

Captcha: love you.

You. I bet ya do.
 

Silk_Sk

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Yes, I know. I can't keep her all to myself. Fluttershy is everyone's waifu. But still...

 

uchytjes

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While I don't have a "waifu" in the strictest sense of the word, I do have a female character that I do very much enjoy learning about.


if I could weaponize the cuteness contained within this picture, you would all bow before me.[/spoiler]

also:
[QUOTE=Vhite]Waifu? No. I loathe everything that word represents.

Favorite female cartoon character? [spoiler=Yes][img]http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/27200000/Oban-Molly-Eva-ending-credits-oban-star-racers-27222456-640-480.jpg?1357679156918
[/QUOTE]

YOU! YES YOU! You, sir, have won the internet for not only referencing Oban Star-Racers, but selecting Eva as your favorite female character. For this, I applaud your actions and only wish that I could properly honor your decison with a large medal made out of silicon and circuitry.
 

pirateninj4

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Soviet Heavy said:
Mine is only a waifu thin!

No I do not have a Waifu, because I don't want to date a two dimensional being. I can appreciate characters, but I don't want to fucking cuddle them.
HA! That is too funny.
 

neonsword13-ops

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Chie Satonaka is best waifu.

Yukiko, Rise, and Naoto are fine and all, but none beat Chie. I mean, c'mon, who doesn't love a girl with a craving for lots of meat?

...

I meant, like... steak. Steak meat. Yeah.

RhombusHatesYou said:



Draytek is my wifi.
Oh god, my sides. XD
 

ardias014

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Zhukov said:
A kitten dies every time someone someone says "waifu" with a straight face.

Please, think of the kittens.
Yay,create a few more threads like this and the internet's kitten infestation will be solved :D.
 

Leemaster777

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shrekfan246 said:
I think it's funny how seriously people are taking this thread just because of the term used. :D (Even if they are overreacting on purpose.)

I don't have one, 'cause like I said in a thread a few minutes ago, I don't tend to get very attached to fictional characters, but if I had to pick I'd probably go with Chie Satonaka.



Actually, I think it's a little disconcerting how easy it was for me to make that choice...
Basically this entire post.

Never really thought about it, but I'd make that choice too.

And to keep this post from getting too short, I'm just going to type out the random words bingle bongle dingle dangle yikitie do yikitie da ping pong lipie tapie to ta.
 

SckizoBoy

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A Hermit's Cave
Dirty Cop James funs said:
BiscuitTrouser said:
SckizoBoy said:
?! *****, please!


Elegant lines & sophistication for her age, man! =P

***** please this little lady knows how to do it old school. Not only was she unafraid to be different but her looks have refined with age. Do we see anything as majestic as this nowadays?
You're all wrong!


look at her sides, size and beauty! You will never she anything like her. Ever.
Ugh... no disrespect but I'm not into BBW! =P And the exposed rivets... *blech* Well, each to their own! ¬_¬
 

Talaris

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SckizoBoy said:
Legion said:
Talaris said:
If I chose a manga/anime character that had a persona I liked and found attractive to look at, it would probably be Misaka Mikoto.
Didn't copy the image to save peoples screens, but what anime?
Fairly certain it's To Aru Majutsu No Index (A Certain Magical Index)...
You are right. She is also the protagonist in the spin off manga/anime To Aru Kagaku no Railgun (A Certain Scientific Railgun).



fapper plain said:
Pretty sure waifu is more along the lines of an anime character (normally female) that someone feels attached and attracted to, usually to the point where they don't have the greatest grip on reality.

Hence the creepiness factor.
You're right in that it is usually the proper definition of the term, and in Japan attachment to 2D characters is a big issue. Within this thread I had assumed it was used lightly to mean who is your favourite fictional girl, in the same way the western world took the term "Otaku" and and used it incorrectly to define anime/manga hobbyists.

At least that was my thinking when I replied, and I really REALLY hope I was right.
 

ZehMadScientist

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You guys remember that Critical Miss comic a while ago about Schrodinger's cat? That last panel? That's how the word 'waifu' enters my head.

Waifu.

Waiiiifuuuu~

Let it burn.

As for my favorite fictional female character?



Truly an awesomely written character. Subscribed to Senjougahara Fascination.