Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. (with a twist)

[Lord Of Cyberia]

A modem on a steel footstool. YAY!

 

[Top35]

I've got a printer, a little green army man, and a corner lamp. So yeah, I'm screwed.

 

[derelict]

I get to smash zombies with a Fender guitar. Maybe I should go ahead and change my name to Haruko. >.>

 

[black orchid1]

*gulp* to my left is a my dad....i dont think he is going to help me much, also a pile of games and dvd's, i guess i could get my dad to throw shit at them while i run

 

[dragonslayer32]

My dog. This should be fun...

 

[rythter]

This is another one of those 'What weapon would you use in the zombie apocalypse' threads but as you can see this thread has a slight difference: You don't get to choose your weapon.

I have a comb, a pen knife and a carving stick, i'll make a crude spear with the pen knife and carving stick and will use the comb to keep my hair looking good whilst zombie killing.

All in all I think I got pretty lucky.

Reply with the weapon you've been given and tell us how you will use it to survive.

holy fuck i have a shelf /thread
edit: a shelf with 5 levels of books and shit on it

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Lemme see... books, a cereal bowl, a spoon, a thing you cut your nails with, an empty bottle of soda, a screwdriver, a calculator, Darth Vader (kinda small but pretty damn intimidating), a brush, a toy bus, a knoife, scissors, a WebCam, a window, and of course, the Ominously Glowing Sledgehammer of Ultimate Ominousness.

I think I'll go with the screwdriver, combined with the soda bottle and the cereal bowl into a weapon of unfathomable terror. I think I might just emerge from the Apocalpyse as the Guy Who Now Leads This Place For Evar.
Edit: Oh, I also got a shelf which is basically a plank, and some nails hanging around. But it would be difficult to pull out of zombehs.

 

[Are92]

a Scissor, my psp, some headphones and a flashlight... This might just work

 

[Mr. Omega]

A (easily sharpened) replica katana (ok, it's to my right...)
What's ACTUALLY to my left: at least 7 drawers filled with silverware, food and the refridgerator. I got stuff to eat, a baricade, and stuff to throw/stab with. Thank God I was eating when I read this thread.

 

[Ensiferum]

I have a glass skull paperweight, 2 iron lantern stands, loads of CD and DVD cases, and a massive stack of books.

This should be interesting...

 

[deathbydeath]

your mom and a bag of chips (this is gonna be tough)

 

[Steel Ronin]

I got a sharpened metal slab,bamboo,a knife sharpener,and bubble gum...It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum with my new katana if there is a zombie behind me I stab myself(not hitting any vital organs)in the chest and kill the zombie behind me screaming "SAAAAAMMMUUUUUURAAAAAIIIIII"

 

[Blackality]

Nothing.

Just a sofa 3 meters from me.

 

[niege]

Money and my cellphone...anyone think that i can bribe a zombie?
And if i manages to put a hole in my wall i can reach my fathers gun cabinet containing a shotgun,a rifle and a knife

 

[Weaver777]

heh heh my weapon is...a row of students...decoys!!!

 

[killcheese]

Iv got my knife and zippo collections and my spray deodorant. Flamethrower the zombies eyes then knife them when they cant see, i think that would be pretty good.

 

[Jape Corbel]

A cactus... HELL YEAH!!!

 

[Tilted_Logic]

A spoon, metal lizard and a calculator.... After I impress them with my math skills I'll beat them silly with a spoon, and ride off into the sunset on my miniature lizard thing!

This will be fun.

 

[DSQ]

My mum is next to me and the wall next to her....... fuck.

 

[bruunwald]

That would be a dirty (hot chocolate stained) coffee mug. It is, however, larger than the average coffee mug. So I might have a chance.