Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. (with a twist)

[C95J]

Lucky me, all the guns and ammo are to my left in the safe. lets list the contents.
3 30-30 rifles ( one is scoped)
An M1a1 with 2 20 round clips
a Mossberg 835 Turkey tactical
2 1911 with 1 extended Mags
a XDm 9mm with a 19 round clip +1 in the chamber
a few 243 bolt actions
a couple knifes
2 GIANT boxes of various ammos (there 50. Cal sized cans)
2 smaller ones with various ammos ( 7.62)
and a stapler

Ima go with the stapler.

a wise choice indeed.

 

[ohgodalex]

I have a set of swords in the house, so they'd be handy for use in a zombie apocalypse.

However, should they fail, I shall rely on my wit and cunning, and a half-brick in a sturdy sock!

edit: ooh, my 100th post!

Did you not read the first post? are you maybe blind?

OT: I have a microphone and a chair to my left. That could maybe work somehow?

 

[Patty1234]

An xbox 360 controller. A wooden model of a Harley Davidson motorbike. An old LG phone. And a VW badge

Guess the xbox 360 controller could be used to inflict some blunt force...

But if i reach slightly further to the left I can just about grab my guitar
i don't know if i would be able to bring myself to use that as a weapon however

 

[xzenopredator]

i have a paper bin and a picture of grr from invader zim in his dog outfit........atleast i'll die laughing =L

 

[Theninja'skatana]

Books and shoes.....Damn my sister!

 

[kaveradeo]

Phone backpack heavy book, candle. BOOKED

 

[Tiny116]

Age of empires 1, or a leaflet for longleat.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

.... Damn
Well I got the daily papers my mobile, several wires and a 1 pence piece
I'm screwed.
I could stretch it a little further to my left i have 12 decorative plates....*flashback to Shaun of the Dead*

 

[hittite]

An Artic White GBA with Pokemon: Ruby in it.
[HEADING=3]Fffffff...[/HEADING]

 

[ajofflight]

Uhh... my Soldatenmesser 08 Swiss army knife. The real Swiss Army issue too.
Still, I think I'm screwed.

 

[delanofilms]

Hmm. A gasmash and a bottle of prescription tylenol 3 with lots of codine. (Just had an operation on foot)
Guess I'm at least goin' out painlessly.

 

[doodger]

A bunch of batteries and pencils.

I'd crack open the batteries and poison myself with the battery acid.

 

[MrMixelPixel]

DAMN. If only I had my arsenal of weapons to my LEFT, and not my right... >>'

Anywho... I'd have my glasses, head phones, portable music playing device, and colored pencils...

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

my electric guitar........
[HEADING=1] [HEADING=1]ZOMBIES BEWARE![/HEADING] [/HEADING]

 

[Zeromaxx]

I have a can of shaving cream, a bar of soap, a lamp, a table, a buck knife, and my gunsafe...I'll say I'd probably be alright for a while. I'll let these zombies taste my sweet Kimbers of justice.

Dear lord that was corny...

 

[RandomWords]

the most useful of the objects to my left are a baseball bat, scissors, glass bottles, and a flashlight....not bad i suppose.

 

[Silver Patriot]

An HDTV, a Xbox, NES, N64, Stereo System, Wii and an assortment of games, including various collector editions.

Sargent Johnson?

 

[Wildcard5]

Nice twist; I have my trusty multi tool with a sharp and pointy 3 inch blade. I think I could outrun the undead till I find a suitable temporary shelter. Maybe.....

 

[Hazz_11]

oh dear to my left is a wardrobe and a pile of my girlfriends clothes..... so not looking good but on top on the wardrobe is a broad sword so that kinda works =D

 

[specialed324]

My little brother.

I don't need to outrun the zombies, just him.

Though I suppose it would be easier to outrun the zombies.

 

[k3v1n]

I have my speakers and lots and lots of papers...I'll paper cut you all to death you bastards!!!!