Your weapon of choice.....

[Jedamethis]

This thread is terrible btw.

And you just had to say that why?

OT: Wrist mounted bears.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Fail topic. I would never kick a raccoon, so this situation is therefore completely impossible.

However, if I had to pick a weapon, I would have to go with Fallout 3's Experimental MIRV. And an unlimited supply of mini nukes.

Oh the times I would have.

*sigh*

 

[The Dr0w Ranger]

IcingDeath and Twinkle

 

[Kollega]

A latest iteration of Rip Ya a New One. The one which fires homing laser rocket-propelled darts that explode into shurikens and lightning on hit. It also plays a speed-metal track when firing, has chainsaw bayonet, a pair of tits, and is on fire. Try to beat that one.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Definitely a Lazy Gun. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lazy_gun]
The only weapon known to display a sense of humor.

 

[DavidTheWise]

A crowbar that shoots crowbars.

 

[crudus]

I am torn between a flaming broadsword, flaming wakizashi, flaming katana, or just a plain knife made of some sort of awesome metal.

 

[DavidTheWise]

I am torn between a flaming broadsword, flaming wakizashi, flaming katana, or just a plain knife made of some sort of awesome metal.

Why not a flaming broadsword that shoot flaming katanas that shoot wakizashis? no one would mess with you.

 

[HE Starwind]

An upgraded Doom weapon. The BFG 9001.

 

[FluffyNeurosis]

lightsabre is the way to go.

 

[coldshadow]

I think I would pick out the godmode wepon.

 

[Mozared]

I have no idea what they're called, but the things I put on the arms of my Spore-nation society's spaceship [http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/7452/henk5.jpg].

[sub]Yes, it intentionally looks like a giant phallus.[/sub]

 

[MicrosoftPaysMe]

You're walking down the street when suddenly you see a racoon with a tiki torch chasing after a guy. You run down the racoon and punt him into an arby's. The man thanks you by opening a chest in front of you, inside lies an infinite dimension, filled with endless aisles of assorted knives, swords, mystical weapons, etc., and he says you can pick any 1 weapon you want for helping him out. Which weapon do you choose?

I don't know but that was the best story I've heard in a while

EDIT: Maybe a BFG 9000

 

[chinese_democracy]

 

[Deleted]

A hydrogen bomb that will detonate if my brain ceases to emit electrical impulses. (Cookie for reference) You know who fucks with me then? Nobody, that's who.

Pretty good but I believe I have you beat.

Spoiler: the ultimate weapon

That CLANG sound is satisfying enough that it deserves that title.

 

[CHangedUsername]

Me and Christopher Walken team up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMZwZiU0kKs

 

[Artemis923]

IcingDeath and Twinkle

Good choice. Nice to be ninja'd on those for once.

Yay.

Spoiler: Strike a blow that can cleave stone.

Man, that line just jumps out at you. Well done.

Mjollnir

I'm assuming you mean the hammer, aye?

Now, my choice:

Spoiler: Stormbringer

 

[Neonbob]

I though about just getting the usual...and then I remembered The bowel disruptor. [http://everything2.com/?node_id=630842]
There is no way I would pass that up.

 

[Soxafloppin]

My own personal pet Ninja, called 'Cuddles'