Your weapon of choice.....

[Skeletor 0]

None, my weapon of choice...

FIVE FINGERED MARY!

(that's my right hand!)

 

[Mr.Squishy]

I'm surprised noone has said Frostmourne yet.
OT: Probably a double-bladed lightsaber

 

[Dromons]

A kind of paper clip rubber band combo of course.

 

[Yudas]

A minigun that is also a velociraptor.

 

[Kiju]

Keith Richards.

 

[ZlagarX]

I would go with a snottling launcher, its pure awsome in a can ^^

 

[thePyro_13]

Time, you can't run from time. xD

 

[Me55enger]

A gun that shoots ninja stars and lightening.

And is on fire

And has breasts

 

[Agrael]

M14. Period.

 

[GRoXERs]

A hydrogen bomb that will detonate if my brain ceases to emit electrical impulses. (Cookie for reference) You know who fucks with me then? Nobody, that's who.

Definitely a Lazy Gun. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lazy_gun]
The only weapon known to display a sense of humor.

Wonderful literary tastes, the both of you. Well done. Especially the Against a Dark Background reference; have you read any of the Culture novels?
Oh. I suppose I should say something on-topic. Okay, I'd pick (assuming it has to be a physical object) I'd pick a Bugatti Veyron, outfitted with machine guns (I'm thinking the fully upgraded supercar from Crackdown here).

EDIT: I also wanna put this here because it seems appropriate: "Hey, y'know what money can buy? A solid gold gun. That shoots diamond bullets. I call it "The Compensator". Whatta ya think?" Big, big cookie for reference.

[small]ps reference is Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson can I have a cookie now I like chocolate chip[/small]

 

[-Ulven-]

I would like to have somekind of a sword along with a nice black coated revolver with golden ornaments.

But if it is only one weapon, and no sets, then I would go for a nice bolt sniper. Bolt Action is the only action

 

[DemonicVixen]

You're walking down the street when suddenly you see a racoon with a tiki torch chasing after a guy. You run down the racoon and punt him into an arby's. The man thanks you by opening a chest in front of you, inside lies an infinite dimension, filled with endless aisles of assorted knives, swords, mystical weapons, etc., and he says you can pick any 1 weapon you want for helping him out. Which weapon do you choose?

... Best... Scenario... Ever!

Agree, good scenario, weird but good. However:
I would'nt stop the racoon, instaed i would ask if i can join him. The guy owes me some money. I would then ask the racoon if i can have a flame thrower so i can burn the guy's arse. Justice will be served until i get my money.

 

[Tonimata]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7Ky5R-vxns

A dancing frontal lobotomy victim

 

[Sansha]

Probably the Super-Sledge from Fallout3.

 

[brunothepig]

Couldn't you have dodged the "story." Probably cause I was just playing it, the portal gun. Only V2, so that I can put portals on any surface... even water.

 

[neosman8]

i would have to pick dual golden desert eagles with an emblem of a lion on the handle.

 

[Darenus]

Is there a functional I-W.I.N.-Button in there, too?