Your weapon of choice.....

[Grounogeos]

A gun that shoots ninja stars and lightening.

And is on fire

And has breasts

Actually they're called shurikens; "ninja star" isn't an accurate name because ninjas weren't the only ones to use them (they just made them popular). I'm pretty sure that the samurai used them too.

OT:

I choose this bad boy

Spoiler

Behold Ghal Maraz, the Hammer of Sigmar! With a name that literally translates from Dwarfish as "Skull-Splitter", this weapon was a gift to the man-god Sigmar Heldenhammer from the Dwarf High King Kurgan Ironbeard. Capable of rendering even the largest Orc army into a fine mush, I think I win.

Pfft. Sigmar's hammer? I choose the magical powers of Lord Kroak of the Lizardmen. When he was still alive. All of existance is now my *****.

 

[ERadical]

These two in a poke ball

 

[Khaos Gnome]

The Dark Matter Gun from quake 3!

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Achibald, biscuit for reference.

But really, i'd probably go with some kind of magical Katana, or a gun that never needs to reload.

 

[Kranay]

I'd take omnipotency. Or a flaming dildozer.

 

[WickedSkin]

Holy hand grenade (satire of sovereigns orb btw)... Monty Python kicks ass.

 

[traceur_]

Lightning's Blaze Edge, because it's an awesome sword that transforms into a gun, sweeeet.

Spoiler

 

[Sam G]

This right here. [http://chris000.deviantart.com/art/Flaming-Chainsword-Gunchucks-101334592]

 

[aarontg]

Id'e choose a big high powered speed load revolver for its versitility and power.But why was the man running away from a racoon with a tilitorch if he had the ability to mow him down into messy spam?

 

[IrishBerserker]

Mjollnir

I'm assuming you mean the hammer, aye?

Aye, that I do.

 

[Stitches242]

Sorry but shes just the way to go.

Spoiler

Crying Wolf

 

[Robert632]

A crowbar that shoots crowbars.

i'm going to one up you with a chainsaw that shoots chainsaws,and is powered by other chainsaws.

 

[Vern]

It may be boring, and logical, but I'd just choose an FN-FAL with a 4x scope.

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

Something that eats human souls. Or, in the case of those who don't have souls... shove the soul into them and then suck it out.

Vehicular version: Atomos from Final Fantasy IX, capable of eating an entire city of souls.

 

[RanD00M]

A simple and nice Katana.Or and infinite ammo shotgun that shoots lightning bucks...Been playing allot of borderlands.

 

[crudus]

I am torn between a flaming broadsword, flaming wakizashi, flaming katana, or just a plain knife made of some sort of awesome metal.

Why not a flaming broadsword that shoot flaming katanas that shoot wakizashis? no one would mess with you.

Because those aren't piercing weapons. They were never built to be thrown like a spear. It wouldn't be effective.

 

[Gebi10000]

a composite bow with infinite ammo and auto target lock, which doubles as a double scimitar

 

[Triangulon]

M14. Period.

Damn straight

 

[Sgtkillalot0]

Hold on guys! I got an awp!

 

[wolf thing]

a gun the fires sharks, that are on fire and have lasers on there heads.




green lasers