Your weapon of choice.....

[PrimeSynergy]

a scythe

 

[Desert Tiger]

Lincoln's rifle.

 

[waterhazard]

Chuck Norris, you can't run from Chuck Norris. xD

Fixed.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Hmm... If it could shoot lighting out my finger tips, then that
Or a warhammer. That'll do it

 

[Fraught]

Mneh. My favorite weapon that really exists has always been the good ol' traditional katana. From fictional ones...a Lancer would be cool. To be honest, I'd just take a pistol. It's not like I'm going to go kill motherfuckers with it, and a pistol can be shot while holding it in one hand.

 

[shadowstriker86]

im suprised no one said anything about a shoop da whoop cannon

 

[Terrik]

Spoiler

Chuck is the ultimate weapon..

 

[Caligulove]

I'd probably decline, but if he insisted... I'd take whatever weapon I could use as a coat rack. because I do need one of those...

 

[lwm3398]

Raccoon with a tiki torch.

Okay, I'm pretty sure you just looked at a picture you found on Google and built a thread around that. Not that it's not awesome, I'm just sayin'.

I pick a record-shooter. You probably wonder what this is, and why it would be considered a weapon. So, I bring to you a clip:
Records are fucking lethal. Especially in gun form.

 

[effilctar]

Pandora's Box... yeah just try something.

The gay Pandora's Box with fear, despair etc. in it, or the DMC4 Pandora's Box that can turn into 666 different weapons?

 

[The Riff]

The console command and cheats for life, that works by my brain power. I'd just be in the mid of a gunfight, then i just 999 ping the world and switch on god mode. GENIUS!

 

[TRR]

Shunsui Kyoraku's Zanpakuto from Bleach, I won't say what it really does, due to spoiler reasons, but it's fucking awesome.

who is that again? i dont remember all the hundreds of japanese names in bleach.

anyway, i would choose Nevan from DMC3; slaughter all that breathes by playing some yngwie malmsteen

 

[NeonV]

The energy sword from Halo fashioned entirely from desert spoons.

 

[Space Cowgirl]

The hammer of Mjollnir, hammer of Thor, a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning, a tiger that can bury everything in garbage and firey phalluses, or a giant bear that can spit fireballs, shoot lasers or miniature Chuck Norrises out of it's eyes, and can coat stuff in toxic piddle.

 

[FinalGamer]

A cutlass able to cleave through flesh and bone like it was warm butter.

 

[darkless]

Well, I would say a scythe of some kind, but coming from me that would be too [http://fc01.deviantart.com/images3/i/2004/134/b/e/scythe.jpg] obvious [http://venthemiux.webs.com/-%20New%20Folder/Frost%20Scythe.png].

That's OK though because the scythe is a horribly impractical weapon unless your enemy is tall grass


OT: I want a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

If he had all these weapobns, why fear the Racoon?

I would try to take the chest. Failing that I would settle for Either Wabbajack or Little Sluggers Golden Bat.

One creates Havoc, the other creates a way out.

 

[Joachim Aachen]

Hmmm... either Metal Gear REX:

Spoiler

or Sigfried's Soul Calbur: Final Form:

Spoiler

 

[typhado]

Sonic screwdriver