Your weapon of choice.....

[lolcatize]

im gonna go with Scar MK17

 

[PharunBanere]

Anyone else ever read the comic series Preacher? Remember the Saint of Killers? I choose his revolvers. They never need to be reloaded, they never miss, and their bullets will go straight though *anything*.

 

[anthony87]

I'd have to go with the trusty ol' Soul Reaver

Spoiler

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Wait, If this guy has an arsenal like this at his disposal, why couldn't he deal with the raccoon himself? Just saying.

OT: A Heavy Bolter

 

[lucky_bob45]

does Chuck Norris count as a weapon? if not, some kind of mass driver scaled down to about assault rifle size.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Shunsui Kyoraku's Zanpakuto from Bleach, I won't say what it really does, due to spoiler reasons, but it's fucking awesome.

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

The setup is insane, which is why it feels like an acid trip. Let me imagine a different scenario so that I don't start drooling and cowering in a corner.

The Matrix is real. You are preparing for an assault on an Agent headquarters. Since you know the Matrix is simply a computer simulation, presumably you can go in with any weapon you can imagine (Why they chose assault rifles and not gravity guns and time stopping soul incineration devices, I'll never know).

So uh, I choose this

that looks like a mighty fine gun

 

[Zarthek]

Frostmourne, I'll send the armies of the dead to kill you all, while I'm at the north pole, sleeping =D

IF not that then..... a gun that shoots Claymournes (sword, not mine)(oh and if someone could fix the spelling on that that would be nice) hrmm

 

[warthoggunner]

Sith powers....

or a lightsabre

 

[Life_Is_A_Mess]

The spaz weapon. Able to paralize anyone (except you).

 

[TheManWithNoFace]

This, in a heartbeat

Spoiler

http://www.blogcdn.com/nintendo.joystiq.com/media/2007/08/bloodberry081307.jpg

 

[Tharwen]

The most lethal weapon of all!

Spoiler

THE WALNUT!!

So... your fantasy character lives in a world of severe, widespread nut allergies, then?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

its claymores, but you probaly already already knew that.

 

[ThreeWords]

This thread is terrible btw.

And you just had to say that why?

OT: Wrist mounted bears.

You win, both for sarcasm, and for that fantastic idea!

 

[Jedamethis]

This thread is terrible btw.

And you just had to say that why?

OT: Wrist mounted bears.

You win, both for sarcasm, and for that fantastic idea!

*bows*
Thankyouverymuch, I'm here all night.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Meh, I'd take either a Laspistol or a Gyrojet pistol.
but only IF they had infinite ammo.
I'd have to think of an alternative if no infinite ammo is included.

 

[iron codpiece]

I've always had a soft spot for axes and axe like items. And that spot is all the other people who an axe can fuck up royal.

 

[shadowstriker86]

You're walking down the street when suddenly you see a racoon with a tiki torch chasing after a guy. You run down the racoon and punt him into an arby's. The man thanks you by opening a chest in front of you, inside lies an infinite dimension, filled with endless aisles of assorted knives, swords, mystical weapons, etc., and he says you can pick any 1 weapon you want for helping him out. Which weapon do you choose?

... Best... Scenario... Ever!

lol thanky

 

[shadowstriker86]

Couldn't you have dodged the "story." Probably cause I was just playing it, the portal gun. Only V2, so that I can put portals on any surface... even water.

i couldve, but then wheres the fun in having no story?

 

[shadowstriker86]

Is there a functional I-W.I.N.-Button in there, too?

yep, however it would be in either the mystical weapons aisle or in the etc. aisle with next to the kamikaze squirrel army box set of 16 and 32