Your weapon? With a .....twist?

[PureIrony]

A energy sword/key from a descended alien race. but it only turns on if you know the correct phrase.
anybody wana guess what it is?

Bow-chicka-wow-wow.

As for my entry, a gun with bullets that only kill the terminally ill.

Though, given the number villains who eventually get cancer...

 

[stutheninja]

a disrupter rifle (disrupts all matter on impact into dark energy) that can convert for short medium and long ranges, side effects may include slowly turning to ash based on usage.

 

[ayuri]

annihilator ray that hammers me on the head every time i use it

wear a helmet

OT:a rainbow flamingo that kills what I want and gives me advice on everything

downside:must put in a quarter every minute

[edit] or a gun that can fire portals onto things except the wrong surfaces

Quarter is attached to a string... see how fun this is

 

[Russian_Assassin]

A ray gun that gives you cancer.

 

[Servantes]

My weapon would be a RPECL 2.0, Rocket Propelled Exploding Chainsaw Launcher ver.2, Now with Infinity ammo. (Warning: Weapon may cause extreme awesomeness and explosions to the extreme!)

 

[commandersqwigly]

An arm cannon that only works when I laugh. Get ready y'all, sLAUGHTER coming through.

That is a good one.

OT: Mine would be a 155mm Cannon shooting tooth-pick shaped metal darts.

Downside: you have to pick up all the darts after you fire.

I wish I was more creative with weaponry.

So pretty much a nerf gun on sterioids?


OT: A minigun were you can only shoot with your eyes closed. -sigh- No creativity...

 

[Sixties Spidey]

A Minigun that shoots nukes. Can you say Killiminjaro?

 

[SageSteven]

The planet destroying death ray that only accepts commands in the form of a question that also must be spoken in a Spanish polyalphabetic substitution cipher.

Sure you could get the language down eventually, but most people would be so annoyed at that point they'd give up on using the weapon all together.

 

[Eijarel]

a katana that can cut trough anything,
but it has to go through ur hand first

 

[Svartfalk]

A stick that is a insta-kill. Weakness: You can't use it on crabs.

 

[dark-amon]

A swords that can cut through anything and has an artificial inteligence installed that laughtes and yell 'OWNED' when you cut someone in pieces.
Bad thing is that whem you don't cut people in pieces it never stops insulting you with insults psycologily intended to be as annoying for the wielder as possible. And it NEVER stops.

 

[superbatranger]

A particle ion cannon. Only one downside. Only blind people can operate it.

 

[krimson_dropz]

a chainsaw. downside it's a chainsaw there isn't really an UP side.
or a machete downside no one cares about machetes...
or a realistic mideavil (not sure if thats how to spell it but oh well.) broadsword downsideits basically a crowbar without the ability to open crates and the like
hell mabey a crowbar but whenever its with me i feel compelled to use it to open everything. doors, crates, tin cans...
or flaming boxing gloves downside ow my hands are on fire.

 

[Mighty Lighty]

Face-laser it only works when I tread bare-footed onto a peice of lego

 

[Mafoobula]

Orbital crowbar satellite. I paint a target and push a button, and the satellite drops a crowbar from the upper atmosphere. The crowbar speeds up to terminal velocity and strikes the target, obliterating whatever it is, no matter what it is. Only downside is that it'll take a few minutes for the crowbar to fall, and it has to be a more-or-less stationary target. Still, I can annihilate, say, the car of anyone who annoys me; TOTALLY worth the drawbacks.

 

[Axzarious]

A giant indestructible robot that can transform itself to various shapes and create any weapon I can think of.

The downside? It runs on 50 AA batteries and lasts 10 minutes before they are depleted.

 

[dalek sec]

A high powered machine gun that fires at insane rate of bullets. The only downside is the ammo is raw goldfish and will not work with any kind of real ammo.

 

[Spawny0908]

A holy sword that has GODLIKE power during the day!

weakness it can only be used at night...

 

[Spawny0908]

I think the downside to my weapon is pretty obvious.

Spoiler

That's right! It has terrible accuracy at long range!

xD

um... I think you have bigger problems with that gun!

 

[Deadlock Radium]

A rocket propelled chainsaw with afterburner thrusters.
Downside? It only works in space.