Your worst moviegoing experience

[Timotei]

What is the worst experience you've ever had while at the movies?

This question crossed my mind after what happened happened to me not more than two hours ago.

Spoiler: My story

Michel and I were out watching the new Adam Sandler movie Funny People. Throughout the whole movie another couple behind costantly chatting really loud and making wise cracks. Having asked them to stop multiple times and threatening call over the usher, they still continued. The suddenly I start hear the girl's phone go off followed shortly by dialing. I turn around And I see her texting with the keypad noise set on high. Then both me and Michel ask her to turn it off or we would call the usher.

Spoiler: Everything goes to hell

The boy then decides to take the lid off his soda and dump it on my head after we had turned around. Before I knew it Michel had turned around, climbed over the seat, and had grabbed the guy by the shirt. He then threw him over the chair he had been sitting, hopped back over and started pummeling the guy. The fight then dragged on into the stairway where the two took turns exchanging blows. At one point the guy grabbed some old man's cane and smacked Michel across the face a few times with it. After the fourth hit the cane breaks and sent Michel tumbling down the steps. The man chased him down and pinned him against the wall and goves him a few hits to the face. Michel was able to then wrest free from his position and kick him to the floor and took the moment to stomp on his nuts. Once the guy had turned on his side and statrted throwing up, Michel pulled him up by his shirt collar and gave him the finishing blow.

All four of us ended up getting thrown out of the theater for it.

Although I am a devout pacifist and do not believe that violence is always the solution, I do believe that asshole got what he had coming to him.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Watching one of the Harry Potters a kid was breathing real heavy and he sat a couple seats away. Heavy breathing has always bothered me. Other than that they have been pretty good.

 

[Titanguy654]

My friend's girlfriend wouldn't shut up while we were all watching the national treasure sequel, Book Of Secrets.

 

[The Rockerfly]

I payed money to see Journey To The Centre Of The Earth
I hate you Brenden Fraiser

 

[Hazy]

The Dark Knight. I went a second time with another group of friends after raving about it. People talking, throwing food, and talking on Cell Phones Throughout the entire movie, and not to mention: The incredibly obese woman next to me is laughing hysterically at almost every single line. The Entire audience followed in on this. I wasn't aware The Dark Knight was a comedy.

Theater courtesy is dead.

 

[Amnestic]

I went to check out the second Matrix film when it debuted in cinemas with a few of my friends. We had an awkward show time, so the theatre was half empty. Two rows behind us was another group of people, 17-18 by my reckoning who thought it'd be funny to lob popcorn at us for the entire film.

Seriously, trailers to credits the popcorn just kept coming. I really wanted to see the film so I didn't stand up or anything, but it certainly didn't help matters.

I tripped up one of them on the way out and made my escape into the throng of people before they could see who had done it. Bastards don't ruin my film experience without retribution.

As for your case Suiseiseki, I woulda grabbed her phone and tossed it across the cinema. Would've probably got cheers from any on lookers as well. People who have their phones on during a film are the worst kind of scum.

 

[Music Mole]

What is the worst experience you've ever had while at the movies?

This question crossed my mind after what happened happened to me not more than two hours ago.

Spoiler: My story

Michel and I were out watching the new Adam Sandler movie Funny People. Throughout the whole movie another couple behind costantly chatting really loud and making wise cracks. Having asked them to stop multiple times and threatening call over the usher, they still continued. The suddenly I start hear the girl's phone go off followed shortly by dialing. I turn around And I see her texting with the keypad noise set on high. Then both me and Michel ask her to turn it off or we would call the usher.

Spoiler: Everything goes to hell

The boy then decides to take the lid off his soda and dump it on my head after we had turned around. Before I knew it Michel had turned around, climbed over the seat, and had grabbed the guy by the shirt. He then threw him over the chair he had been sitting, hopped back over and started pummeling the guy. The fight then dragged on into the stairway where the two took turns exchanging blows. At one point the guy grabbed some old man's cane and smacked Michel across the face a few times with it. After the fourth hit the cane breaks and sent Michel tumbling down the steps. The man chased him down and pinned him against the wall and goves him a few hits to the face. Michel was able to then wrest free from his position and kick him to the floor and took the moment to stomp on his nuts. Once the guy had turned on his side and statrted throwing up, Michel pulled him up by his shirt collar and gave him the finishing blow.

All four of us ended up getting thrown out of the theater for it.

Although I am a devout pacifist and do not believe that violence is always the solution, I do believe that asshole got what he had coming to him.

Pics or it didn't happen!
Sorry about your movie.

 

[megapenguinx]

Wow, Suiseiseki IRL I think you may take the cake. Worst for me was I go into a movie I really had been looking forward to and had managed to avoid any spoilers for. When I get to the theater, right as the movie is starting this guy stands up and yelled out the ending. He was promptly grabbed by 2 guys, dragged out behind the theater, and dumped into the dumpster in the back much to the applause of the group that went to witness this.

 

[axia777]

What is the worst experience you've ever had while at the movies?

This question crossed my mind after what happened happened to me not more than two hours ago.

Spoiler: My story

Michel and I were out watching the new Adam Sandler movie Funny People. Throughout the whole movie another couple behind costantly chatting really loud and making wise cracks. Having asked them to stop multiple times and threatening call over the usher, they still continued. The suddenly I start hear the girl's phone go off followed shortly by dialing. I turn around And I see her texting with the keypad noise set on high. Then both me and Michel ask her to turn it off or we would call the usher.

Spoiler: Everything goes to hell

The boy then decides to take the lid off his soda and dump it on my head after we had turned around. Before I knew it Michel had turned around, climbed over the seat, and had grabbed the guy by the shirt. He then threw him over the chair he had been sitting, hopped back over and started pummeling the guy. The fight then dragged on into the stairway where the two took turns exchanging blows. At one point the guy grabbed some old man's cane and smacked Michel across the face a few times with it. After the fourth hit the cane breaks and sent Michel tumbling down the steps. The man chased him down and pinned him against the wall and goves him a few hits to the face. Michel was able to then wrest free from his position and kick him to the floor and took the moment to stomp on his nuts. Once the guy had turned on his side and statrted throwing up, Michel pulled him up by his shirt collar and gave him the finishing blow.

All four of us ended up getting thrown out of the theater for it.

Although I am a devout pacifist and do not believe that violence is always the solution, I do believe that asshole got what he had coming to him.

Wow, nothing as bad as that. Ever. The worst I can say is dealing with babies crying during a movie.

 

[Titanguy654]

Wow, Suiseiseki IRL I think you may take the cake. Worst for me was I go into a movie I really had been looking forward to and had managed to avoid any spoilers for. When I get to the theater, right as the movie is starting this guy stands up and yelled out the ending. He was promptly grabbed by 2 guys, dragged out behind the theater, and dumped into the dumpster in the back much to the applause of the group that went to witness this.

So, what was the movie?

 

[manaman]

What is the worst experience you've ever had while at the movies?

This question crossed my mind after what happened happened to me not more than two hours ago.

Spoiler: My story

Michel and I were out watching the new Adam Sandler movie Funny People. Throughout the whole movie another couple behind costantly chatting really loud and making wise cracks. Having asked them to stop multiple times and threatening call over the usher, they still continued. The suddenly I start hear the girl's phone go off followed shortly by dialing. I turn around And I see her texting with the keypad noise set on high. Then both me and Michel ask her to turn it off or we would call the usher.

Spoiler: Everything goes to hell

The boy then decides to take the lid off his soda and dump it on my head after we had turned around. Before I knew it Michel had turned around, climbed over the seat, and had grabbed the guy by the shirt. He then threw him over the chair he had been sitting, hopped back over and started pummeling the guy. The fight then dragged on into the stairway where the two took turns exchanging blows. At one point the guy grabbed some old man's cane and smacked Michel across the face a few times with it. After the fourth hit the cane breaks and sent Michel tumbling down the steps. The man chased him down and pinned him against the wall and goves him a few hits to the face. Michel was able to then wrest free from his position and kick him to the floor and took the moment to stomp on his nuts. Once the guy had turned on his side and statrted throwing up, Michel pulled him up by his shirt collar and gave him the finishing blow.

All four of us ended up getting thrown out of the theater for it.

Although I am a devout pacifist and do not believe that violence is always the solution, I do believe that asshole got what he had coming to him.

That is an incredibly long fight. Kudos to both. I have never been in a fight that dragged out for more then a few minutes. Any longer then that and someone has some broken bones. It was usually the other guy if you are not getting the hints.

The worst experience I had in a movie theater happened when I saw Max Payne, seriously did anyone else watch it. It was horrible.

 

[Timotei]

What is the worst experience you've ever had while at the movies?

This question crossed my mind after what happened happened to me not more than two hours ago.

Spoiler: My story

Michel and I were out watching the new Adam Sandler movie Funny People. Throughout the whole movie another couple behind costantly chatting really loud and making wise cracks. Having asked them to stop multiple times and threatening call over the usher, they still continued. The suddenly I start hear the girl's phone go off followed shortly by dialing. I turn around And I see her texting with the keypad noise set on high. Then both me and Michel ask her to turn it off or we would call the usher.

Spoiler: Everything goes to hell

The boy then decides to take the lid off his soda and dump it on my head after we had turned around. Before I knew it Michel had turned around, climbed over the seat, and had grabbed the guy by the shirt. He then threw him over the chair he had been sitting, hopped back over and started pummeling the guy. The fight then dragged on into the stairway where the two took turns exchanging blows. At one point the guy grabbed some old man's cane and smacked Michel across the face a few times with it. After the fourth hit the cane breaks and sent Michel tumbling down the steps. The man chased him down and pinned him against the wall and goves him a few hits to the face. Michel was able to then wrest free from his position and kick him to the floor and took the moment to stomp on his nuts. Once the guy had turned on his side and statrted throwing up, Michel pulled him up by his shirt collar and gave him the finishing blow.

All four of us ended up getting thrown out of the theater for it.

Although I am a devout pacifist and do not believe that violence is always the solution, I do believe that asshole got what he had coming to him.

Pics or it didn't happen!

It happened in a dark theater in the span of about 30 - 45seconds. I'm sure that is someone was able to get a picture it would have been on a camera phone.

I know you're joking about the pics thing, but please ask yourself this: Why would a girl take a picture or video of her lover being beaten with a cane?

 

[Amnestic]

What is the worst experience you've ever had while at the movies?

This question crossed my mind after what happened happened to me not more than two hours ago.

Spoiler: My story

Michel and I were out watching the new Adam Sandler movie Funny People. Throughout the whole movie another couple behind costantly chatting really loud and making wise cracks. Having asked them to stop multiple times and threatening call over the usher, they still continued. The suddenly I start hear the girl's phone go off followed shortly by dialing. I turn around And I see her texting with the keypad noise set on high. Then both me and Michel ask her to turn it off or we would call the usher.

Spoiler: Everything goes to hell

The boy then decides to take the lid off his soda and dump it on my head after we had turned around. Before I knew it Michel had turned around, climbed over the seat, and had grabbed the guy by the shirt. He then threw him over the chair he had been sitting, hopped back over and started pummeling the guy. The fight then dragged on into the stairway where the two took turns exchanging blows. At one point the guy grabbed some old man's cane and smacked Michel across the face a few times with it. After the fourth hit the cane breaks and sent Michel tumbling down the steps. The man chased him down and pinned him against the wall and goves him a few hits to the face. Michel was able to then wrest free from his position and kick him to the floor and took the moment to stomp on his nuts. Once the guy had turned on his side and statrted throwing up, Michel pulled him up by his shirt collar and gave him the finishing blow.

All four of us ended up getting thrown out of the theater for it.

Although I am a devout pacifist and do not believe that violence is always the solution, I do believe that asshole got what he had coming to him.

Pics or it didn't happen!

It happened in a dark theater in the span of about 30 - 45seconds. I'm sure that is someone was able to get a picture it would have been on a camera phone.

I know you're joking about the pics thing, but please ask yourself this: Why would a girl take a picture or video of her lover being beaten with a cane?

Everyone's got a fetish or two...

 

[megapenguinx]

Wow, Suiseiseki IRL I think you may take the cake. Worst for me was I go into a movie I really had been looking forward to and had managed to avoid any spoilers for. When I get to the theater, right as the movie is starting this guy stands up and yelled out the ending. He was promptly grabbed by 2 guys, dragged out behind the theater, and dumped into the dumpster in the back much to the applause of the group that went to witness this.

So, what was the movie?

6th Sense >_<

 

[Yoshi-Pop]

Revenge OF The Fallen. I mean Max Payne was also terrible, but at least I had the foresight to know that movie was going nowhere and walk out, but I actually ROTF the benefit of the doubt that MAYBE there'd be a kewl fight at the end, but sadly all I got was a fight sequence so short that I went to facepalm at the concept of geriatric bot magically giving Optimus half his body and when I looked up from the facepalm, it was over. Although honorable mention goes to Star Trek because I went with three geeks who loved it, and to me the whole movie was nothing but cinematic masturbation.

 

[Boxpopper]

What is the worst experience you've ever had while at the movies?

This question crossed my mind after what happened happened to me not more than two hours ago.

Spoiler: My story

Michel and I were out watching the new Adam Sandler movie Funny People. Throughout the whole movie another couple behind costantly chatting really loud and making wise cracks. Having asked them to stop multiple times and threatening call over the usher, they still continued. The suddenly I start hear the girl's phone go off followed shortly by dialing. I turn around And I see her texting with the keypad noise set on high. Then both me and Michel ask her to turn it off or we would call the usher.

Spoiler: Everything goes to hell

The boy then decides to take the lid off his soda and dump it on my head after we had turned around. Before I knew it Michel had turned around, climbed over the seat, and had grabbed the guy by the shirt. He then threw him over the chair he had been sitting, hopped back over and started pummeling the guy. The fight then dragged on into the stairway where the two took turns exchanging blows. At one point the guy grabbed some old man's cane and smacked Michel across the face a few times with it. After the fourth hit the cane breaks and sent Michel tumbling down the steps. The man chased him down and pinned him against the wall and goves him a few hits to the face. Michel was able to then wrest free from his position and kick him to the floor and took the moment to stomp on his nuts. Once the guy had turned on his side and statrted throwing up, Michel pulled him up by his shirt collar and gave him the finishing blow.

All four of us ended up getting thrown out of the theater for it.

Although I am a devout pacifist and do not believe that violence is always the solution, I do believe that asshole got what he had coming to him.

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL KILL Kill kill kill!

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

What is the worst experience you've ever had while at the movies?

This question crossed my mind after what happened happened to me not more than two hours ago.

Spoiler: My story

Michel and I were out watching the new Adam Sandler movie Funny People. Throughout the whole movie another couple behind costantly chatting really loud and making wise cracks. Having asked them to stop multiple times and threatening call over the usher, they still continued. The suddenly I start hear the girl's phone go off followed shortly by dialing. I turn around And I see her texting with the keypad noise set on high. Then both me and Michel ask her to turn it off or we would call the usher.

Spoiler: Everything goes to hell

The boy then decides to take the lid off his soda and dump it on my head after we had turned around. Before I knew it Michel had turned around, climbed over the seat, and had grabbed the guy by the shirt. He then threw him over the chair he had been sitting, hopped back over and started pummeling the guy. The fight then dragged on into the stairway where the two took turns exchanging blows. At one point the guy grabbed some old man's cane and smacked Michel across the face a few times with it. After the fourth hit the cane breaks and sent Michel tumbling down the steps. The man chased him down and pinned him against the wall and goves him a few hits to the face. Michel was able to then wrest free from his position and kick him to the floor and took the moment to stomp on his nuts. Once the guy had turned on his side and statrted throwing up, Michel pulled him up by his shirt collar and gave him the finishing blow.

All four of us ended up getting thrown out of the theater for it.

Although I am a devout pacifist and do not believe that violence is always the solution, I do believe that asshole got what he had coming to him.

Pics or it didn't happen!

It happened in a dark theater in the span of about 30 - 45seconds. I'm sure that is someone was able to get a picture it would have been on a camera phone.

I know you're joking about the pics thing, but please ask yourself this: Why would a girl take a picture or video of her lover being beaten with a cane?

Because chances are he just got assaulted by Gregory House.

 

[Timotei]

What is the worst experience you've ever had while at the movies?

This question crossed my mind after what happened happened to me not more than two hours ago.

Spoiler: My story

Michel and I were out watching the new Adam Sandler movie Funny People. Throughout the whole movie another couple behind costantly chatting really loud and making wise cracks. Having asked them to stop multiple times and threatening call over the usher, they still continued. The suddenly I start hear the girl's phone go off followed shortly by dialing. I turn around And I see her texting with the keypad noise set on high. Then both me and Michel ask her to turn it off or we would call the usher.

Spoiler: Everything goes to hell

The boy then decides to take the lid off his soda and dump it on my head after we had turned around. Before I knew it Michel had turned around, climbed over the seat, and had grabbed the guy by the shirt. He then threw him over the chair he had been sitting, hopped back over and started pummeling the guy. The fight then dragged on into the stairway where the two took turns exchanging blows. At one point the guy grabbed some old man's cane and smacked Michel across the face a few times with it. After the fourth hit the cane breaks and sent Michel tumbling down the steps. The man chased him down and pinned him against the wall and goves him a few hits to the face. Michel was able to then wrest free from his position and kick him to the floor and took the moment to stomp on his nuts. Once the guy had turned on his side and statrted throwing up, Michel pulled him up by his shirt collar and gave him the finishing blow.

All four of us ended up getting thrown out of the theater for it.

Although I am a devout pacifist and do not believe that violence is always the solution, I do believe that asshole got what he had coming to him.

Pics or it didn't happen!

It happened in a dark theater in the span of about 30 - 45seconds. I'm sure that is someone was able to get a picture it would have been on a camera phone.

I know you're joking about the pics thing, but please ask yourself this: Why would a girl take a picture or video of her lover being beaten with a cane?

Everyone's got a fetish or two...

And what would this particular fetish be called might I ask?

 

[Timotei]

What is the worst experience you've ever had while at the movies?

This question crossed my mind after what happened happened to me not more than two hours ago.

Spoiler: My story

Michel and I were out watching the new Adam Sandler movie Funny People. Throughout the whole movie another couple behind costantly chatting really loud and making wise cracks. Having asked them to stop multiple times and threatening call over the usher, they still continued. The suddenly I start hear the girl's phone go off followed shortly by dialing. I turn around And I see her texting with the keypad noise set on high. Then both me and Michel ask her to turn it off or we would call the usher.

Spoiler: Everything goes to hell

The boy then decides to take the lid off his soda and dump it on my head after we had turned around. Before I knew it Michel had turned around, climbed over the seat, and had grabbed the guy by the shirt. He then threw him over the chair he had been sitting, hopped back over and started pummeling the guy. The fight then dragged on into the stairway where the two took turns exchanging blows. At one point the guy grabbed some old man's cane and smacked Michel across the face a few times with it. After the fourth hit the cane breaks and sent Michel tumbling down the steps. The man chased him down and pinned him against the wall and goves him a few hits to the face. Michel was able to then wrest free from his position and kick him to the floor and took the moment to stomp on his nuts. Once the guy had turned on his side and statrted throwing up, Michel pulled him up by his shirt collar and gave him the finishing blow.

All four of us ended up getting thrown out of the theater for it.

Although I am a devout pacifist and do not believe that violence is always the solution, I do believe that asshole got what he had coming to him.

Pics or it didn't happen!

It happened in a dark theater in the span of about 30 - 45seconds. I'm sure that is someone was able to get a picture it would have been on a camera phone.

I know you're joking about the pics thing, but please ask yourself this: Why would a girl take a picture or video of her lover being beaten with a cane?

Because chances are he just got assaulted by Gregory House.

Your cookie has been deposited in your account.

 

[Music Mole]

What is the worst experience you've ever had while at the movies?

This question crossed my mind after what happened happened to me not more than two hours ago.

Spoiler: My story

Michel and I were out watching the new Adam Sandler movie Funny People. Throughout the whole movie another couple behind costantly chatting really loud and making wise cracks. Having asked them to stop multiple times and threatening call over the usher, they still continued. The suddenly I start hear the girl's phone go off followed shortly by dialing. I turn around And I see her texting with the keypad noise set on high. Then both me and Michel ask her to turn it off or we would call the usher.

Spoiler: Everything goes to hell

The boy then decides to take the lid off his soda and dump it on my head after we had turned around. Before I knew it Michel had turned around, climbed over the seat, and had grabbed the guy by the shirt. He then threw him over the chair he had been sitting, hopped back over and started pummeling the guy. The fight then dragged on into the stairway where the two took turns exchanging blows. At one point the guy grabbed some old man's cane and smacked Michel across the face a few times with it. After the fourth hit the cane breaks and sent Michel tumbling down the steps. The man chased him down and pinned him against the wall and goves him a few hits to the face. Michel was able to then wrest free from his position and kick him to the floor and took the moment to stomp on his nuts. Once the guy had turned on his side and statrted throwing up, Michel pulled him up by his shirt collar and gave him the finishing blow.

All four of us ended up getting thrown out of the theater for it.

Although I am a devout pacifist and do not believe that violence is always the solution, I do believe that asshole got what he had coming to him.

Pics or it didn't happen!

It happened in a dark theater in the span of about 30 - 45seconds. I'm sure that is someone was able to get a picture it would have been on a camera phone.

I know you're joking about the pics thing, but please ask yourself this: Why would a girl take a picture or video of her lover being beaten with a cane?

I apologise if I hurt your feelings, as it was not my intention. It would have been nice if you quoted the rest of my post however, because now I just seem like an insensitive jerk. look on the bright side, You have a Boyfriend willing to stick up for you, and take a cane to face to protect you.