Your Zombie-Fighting Dream Team

[teisjm]

superman, or anyone else who can fly, and carry me at the same time, cause zombies cannot fly

the other 2 couldn't matter less

 

[CY_Definitive]

I would pick:

1. Ash with Pikachu (while they're going electroshock and having shit fits, I can run off somewhere).

2. That one old-ass blind dude from World War Z (holy shit, that dude can kill zombies).

3. Kenan and Kel from Nickelodeon (they'll come up with some crazy, whacky plan).

 

[Sir Ollie]

Spoiler: The End for his awesome sniping skills

Spoiler: Soundwave he can turn into a cassette and play some sweet songs

Spoiler: The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch its a holy grenade!

Spoiler: Alucard well you always need a vampire killing zombies

 

[[Cold-Shoulder]]

i think they were all already said
1. Chuck Norris
2. Mr. T
3. Jesus
They would make the greatest super friends tag team in the universe.
of course jesus and Mr. T would be Chuck Norris bitches.

 

[Da3nd]

I'd pick The Comedian (for sheer awesomeness), Dr Walter Bishop (to cure the infection and create awesome devices) and I don't know who third yet...

I would chose Simo Häyhä, Carlos Hathcock, and Vasily Zaytsev

Now my history's not great, but wouldn't there be some animosity between Simo Hayha and Vasily Zaytsev? (assuming this is at their prime)

Well, in the event of a fucking zombie apocalypse, either band together or die.

What 3 people would you want in your zombie fighting survivor team, a la L4D. They can be real, fictional, and can be dead or alive.

I would chose Simo Häyhä, Carlos Hathcock, and Vasily Zaytsev

If you say Search Bar in any form, I will find you and punch you.

So what does your team do when they're having to walk inside buildings with no wide open space to snipe from? They'd get murdered.

I'd have ummmm.

Lu Bu - Dynasty Warriors

Master Chief - Halo

Bishop - UT3

Probably wouldn't work but meh.

Like I said before, Simo and Carlos are also versed with sub-machine guns, so it's not a problem. Plus, who said anything about leaving the rooftops. Barricade a Wal-mart, get on the roof, your set.

who goes to get the ammo?
Sniper's are weak alone. they are a support class.. u gotta take the fight to them... so get a machine gun 2 swords and start killin

For the ammo, I have a Wal-Mart full of ammo.

For the rest of it, what?

right i forgot in the US guns and ammo are like candy their everywere...

well if u came to europe u would be fckd so a sword and molotov cocktails are ur best chance

 

[dontworryaboutit]

Let's see...

Me
Me
Me

That would be the best team ever.

How would you know which was you?

 

[TheSentinel]

I'd pick The Comedian (for sheer awesomeness), Dr Walter Bishop (to cure the infection and create awesome devices) and I don't know who third yet...

I would chose Simo Häyhä, Carlos Hathcock, and Vasily Zaytsev

Now my history's not great, but wouldn't there be some animosity between Simo Hayha and Vasily Zaytsev? (assuming this is at their prime)

Well, in the event of a fucking zombie apocalypse, either band together or die.

What 3 people would you want in your zombie fighting survivor team, a la L4D. They can be real, fictional, and can be dead or alive.

I would chose Simo Häyhä, Carlos Hathcock, and Vasily Zaytsev

If you say Search Bar in any form, I will find you and punch you.

So what does your team do when they're having to walk inside buildings with no wide open space to snipe from? They'd get murdered.

I'd have ummmm.

Lu Bu - Dynasty Warriors

Master Chief - Halo

Bishop - UT3

Probably wouldn't work but meh.

Like I said before, Simo and Carlos are also versed with sub-machine guns, so it's not a problem. Plus, who said anything about leaving the rooftops. Barricade a Wal-mart, get on the roof, your set.

who goes to get the ammo?
Sniper's are weak alone. they are a support class.. u gotta take the fight to them... so get a machine gun 2 swords and start killin

For the ammo, I have a Wal-Mart full of ammo.

For the rest of it, what?

right i forgot in the US guns and ammo are like candy their everywere...

well if u came to europe u would be fckd so a sword and molotov cocktails are ur best chance

Did I mention this is a thread about zombies? Fuck realism. You can have a magical grenade launcher that shoots nukes if you want. Unlimited ammo, ftw.

 

[sugarstalker]

I'd have to go with:
Zeus
Thor
and God

hopefully they wont fight amongst themselves. if they were unavailable I'd go with:
Ruy Hayabusa for sword-action
Ash - he has experience with the dead, and he can connect a chainsaw to his hand.

 

[RobCoxxy]

Gordan Freeman, Me, and mah buddies.

No actors. Note in zombie films they never understand why the virus spreads. And take at least a fifth of the film realising headshots kill them.

 

[Da3nd]

Let's see...

Me
Me
Me

That would be the best team ever.

How would you know which was you?

ohhh then that way...

i pick....

me
One of those Japanese mechs
and Beyonce ( a guy needs to pass time man...)

 

[ninjapuma42]

chuck norris... wait i cant choose him he counts as 1,000,000,000 people
sooooo a fairy, a hand and a flying cockroach.

now that is the best zombie hunting team.

 

[squid5580]

The Incredible hulk, wolverine and iron man.

nuff said.

Switch Iron Man for Galactus and you got my team

 

[Zosephine]

Alex Mercer

That one old-ass blind dude from World War Z

Optimus Prime

Get me a Lobotomizer and I'm set.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Me

Goku

Yusuke Urameshi

Kenshin Himura

Try to fuck with us, zombies. I fucking dare you.