Your Zombie Plan

[DuctTapeJedi]

If I am unable to use the repeat topic gun, ill use real life trolling.

BOOSH


Immunity Activated.

Holy crap, great video.

OT: Use my nerd knowledge along with the survival training you get from having a crazy hillbilly father and run away into the woods. All I'll need to survive is my everyday purse and my school bag. But I'll probably grab my crossbow, machete and my African Spear just for sentimental reasons.

(I am 100% serious in the above statements.)

 

[Purplefood1]

Go to the TA base and load up on supplies, maybe steal a vehicle, then go to the SAS base and stay there occasionally leaving to scavenge supplies. The area i live in has the lowest density population in the country so there shouldn't be too much trouble.

 

[Amy Sorel]

1. Cardio
2. The Double Tap
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Wear Seat Belts
5. No Attachments
6. The ?Skillet?
7. Travel Light
8. Get a Kick Ass Partner
9. With your Bare Hands
10. Don?t Swing Low
11. Use Your Foot
12. Bounty Paper Towels
13. Shake it Off
14. Always carry a change of underwear
15. Bowling Ball
16. Opportunity Knocks
17. Don?t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
18. Limber Up
19. Break it Up
20. It?s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it?s a sprint, then sprint
21. Avoid Strip Clubs
22. When in doubt Know your way out
23. Zipplock
24. Use your thumbs
25. Shoot First
26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27. Incoming!
28. Double-Knot your Shoes
29. The Buddy System
30. Pack your stain stick
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Swiss army Knife

 

[King of Wei]

go to my college, raid the chemistry lab for explosive/acidic chemicals and go to town.

After that, make my way to my farmer friend who is also a gun collector - problem solved.

 

[Zaik]

I'm the fastest person in my household, it's all the plan you need really.

 

[drbarno]

rest in my bed knowing they are the most ineffective creatures that couldn't open a door to save it's life.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

 

[Sharalon]

Wait, zombies can't swim, right? In that case I would just swim across to one of the nearby islands. Assuming that this isn't winter and -20C outside! I'm so fucking tired of snow and ice!

 

[Dastardly]

Something to think about, what would you do if there was a massive zombie outbreak across the world? For the sake of the topic you'll only be aware of the outbreak by the time zombies have entered your home town.

1. ABC / Liquor Store. Few windows/entrances/exits, so easily defensible. Usually located on the outskirts of towns around here, but still within striking distance of stores that would have food. Plenty to use for disinfectant/anathesia/sleep aid/barter. After stocking up, move to:

2. Library. Just as defensible, plenty to do, books on a variety of subjects we might need, and not likely to be everyone's first choice.

3. Weaponry: .22 pistol and rifle. Easy to use, they both use the same (very common) round, and they are relatively quiet (especially with subsonic rounds). Enough velocity to kill a zombie, but not enough to tempt me into shooting targets that are too far away to risk bothering. Up close, a large crowbar. My anti-human weaponry, should I need it, but be a plain old shotgun.

 

[IamQ]

Get my tennis racket of the shelf and flee the town. Or perhaps I would try to barricade myself in my own home.

Wait, zombies can't swim, right? In that case I would just swim across to one of the nearby islands. Assuming that this isn't winter and -20C outside! I'm so fucking tired of snow and ice!

But, if it's winter and cold, can't you just walk then?

 

[WanderingFool]

Head to Alaska...

Captcha: eliall 53C,

 

[standokan]

I would lock everything down and put torches everywhere so they can't spawn anywhere.

Btw props on the scott pilgrim avatar

 

[ssgt splatter]

Run to the nearest gun store, steal a pistol, shotgun, and assult rifle and all the ammo I can fit in my backpack, which would be a lot, get some food to last for a week at least, go to the top of a building and hold out for as long as possibl.

 

[_Cake_]

Either die or find someone who can look after me and be their *****... I'm a wuss my mom had to tell me to stop screaming yesterday when I was playing minecraft.

 

[tzimize]

Pull out my massive collection of human brains, feed the biggest, toughest and smartest zombies, make friends and become the new overlord. Then kill myself when I realize there are no smart people left to make me entertainment.

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

Organize before they rise is what i would follow.
First make sure there really are zombies.
if there are than drive to the near military base to see if we can take shelter there or get some guns and supplies.
Weapon of choice: Spear with multiple knives on it or a axe and a sledgehammer tied to it (The defiler. dead rising 2)
Imporvise.

 

[Wintermoot]

barricade the windows/doors and hope that somebody is going to save us

 

[Samwise137]

Find a way to my car. Grab cricket bat from trunk. Head to the pub down the road.

 

[Thespian]

Flood downstairs, go upstairs, use some loose electrical wiring to kill a large number of zombies who come in, then discreetly leave the house while they all break in, sneak through the fields behind my house which lead directly to the school, take all of the harmful chemicals from the science lab and heavy machinery from the woodwork room and presumably lots of other townsfolk will have met up there so really a small number of unarmed, mindless people won't be any problem.