You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[NeedAUserName]

I don't like you, although if you manage to do something I will like you, guess what it is. GUESS!

 

[Mr.Legit]

It's not real! It's a game! Turn it off quickly!!!

 

[Kieser1945]

*god dammit someone took mine..xD i wanted to say do a barrell roll!*


"I fucking love china town..I WANNA TEABAG CHINA TOWN...Boosh!!"

 

[oktalist]

Get out of here, stalker!

 

[Sporky111]

"Slow down a bit, I can't keep up."

Nearly every person who reads this would hear this 3 times and then start to run faster.

 

[Krakyn]

Go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes! ARRRRRGHH!

 

[LordOmnit]

You only get one try in life- hey, hey, hey, no resetting!

 

[Al X and Ur]

"sometimes the only way to get to the top is by digging a hole"

"sometimes winning is losing, like when playing musical electric chairs, you'll understand when you beat the game"

or

"there will be two doors, go left, dig there, X marks the spot, only on Sunday"

 

[Radelaide]

"This bomb looks interesting..."

 

[ThaBenMan]

"Yes, it's locked. And yes, I can see you eyeing it!"

 

[xxDarlenexx]

aaaaaaaaaaaaay!
*ala Fonzie*


Then I'd jump over some flaming trashcans on my motorcycle and peace out.

 

[Pseudonym2]

I'd screw with the player buy saying something really random.

"The problem with only having line is that if I said 'The best political leaders are the ones that are lazy and corrupt", "Education is a system of imposed ignorance", "Fundamentally, there is no more morality in world affairs today then there was at the time of Genghis Khan. If the Nuremberg laws were applied, then every post-war American president would have been hanged.' You'd want to know what I'm talking about".

Ten points to figure out who said it first without looking it up.

 

[klarax]

Pull my finger...

 

[DrummerM]

Dude, where's my dialogue tree?

 

[poet_lawreate]

Are you still there?

 

[Deadman Walkin]

Oy, f*** off you miserable lug, stop bothering me and go hump a dead gnome....

 

[Johnnyallstar]

"Duck."

"Take the blue pill."

"Want some Kool-aide?"

 

[Arionis]

This one would make me laugh.

"Frozen in sleep for a thousand years. Now, here in Manhattan, the spell is broken, and we live again!"

*waves arms and flops on ground for fifteen seconds*

"It's alive! AAAALIVE! I always wanted to say that."

Good ol' Xanatos. xD

 

[Incompl te]

"Your Health Is Low!"