Suddenly falling asleep mid-sentence, then waking up 10 minutes later a billion times more hyper than I was before passing out!....wait, can one even consider that a talent...?
You're drinking right now aren't you?
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Haha! Well played!MagicMouse said:HA! As if I go to parties! Looks like the joke is on you...Squilookle said:Perfect Recall here, as well. On the morning after a massive bender my friends always ask me what happened last night. And what happened last night is usually well worth remembering
You must surely be the light and the life of the party wherever you go...MagicMouse said:
Same here. Never even had one beer, and never will.Marter said:
But same, I can stay up 48hours after having a LAN party, go to work with no sleep, work for 8 hours and then at the end of work have to write something up or send an email to head office, and I find I pretty much type the same.
Finding the best places to throw up at or in and making an ass out of myself.Halloween naked in a pull 15 minutes later throwing up in the bushes with my cowboy hat on and boxers.
My drunken talent is being able to convince people I'm drunk even though I've never been drunk in my life.
I wish I knew what my drunken talent is. But I'm underage. Might not drink either. But it has interested me. Maybe when I am able to drink I'll see what I can do.
I am mentally more effective drunk, my IQ raises by a few points, my reactions actually improve along with the no hangovers thing. But there is a downside, leave me under the stars drunk and I get philosophical and my sense of humour suffers leaving me sat in the corner quietly.
I wouldn't call this an ability or power but rather a handicap... recently I have not been able to get drunk in the slightest, a 2-6 of Fireball, another of Bailey's, 12 strong beers and a mickey of Bacardi did nothing for me last Saturday, this really kinda sucks because it's expensive :/
I'm wasted as I am typing this. I'm pretty good at:
1) Urinating frequently (on the floor)
2) Yelling at my friends because they beat me profusely at various games
3) Baby-talking my two corgis
4) Running out of booze
1) Urinating frequently (on the floor)
2) Yelling at my friends because they beat me profusely at various games
3) Baby-talking my two corgis
4) Running out of booze
They key is to quit drinking periodically. I've been in that situation before, so I quit drinking for about a week and a half. After that, it's like building up your tolerance all over again.Insomniaku said:
I am an amazing s%&t talker when im drunk. I know i know everyone says that. But seriously I can chain a well constructed insult consisting of a++ insults that are not just cursing.
Plus i clean for some reason when im trashed.
...im only buzzed now, but hey im a veteran and its my day.
Plus i clean for some reason when im trashed.
...im only buzzed now, but hey im a veteran and its my day.