You're going to jail - one item with you

[Jzolr0708]

Easy

2 billion dollars of cold hard cash

Bribe the guards, get the nice life of luxury. I might be in prison, but what the hell, might as well enjoy it.

 

[Apretentiousname]

My infinitely deep and full refrigerated container of ice cream

 

[Eggsnham]

My brushie.

 

[Snarky Username]

Well, if I'm in solitary confinement my computer with the internet definitely. If I'm not, since the other inmates would probably take the computer from my candy ass, I would say enough cocain to make Tony Montana blush. Might as well make a few friends while I'm in there...

 

[SpikeyGirl]

A very loose definition of the word 'jail'.
If you just mean jail confinement then hey, I'm confined to planet earth...

Otherwise, well how about a shiny object. Someones about to attack me or something and I just point to it, they get distracted, I get away. Simple.

Or just bring some form of brainwashing device. That works too.

 

[tobi the good boy]

A Tardis

yes i believe im going to have to go with this

 

[olicool10]

A gameboy and lots of games.

 

[Cyaneed]

A Tardis

yes i believe im going to have to go with this

Wohooo O 3o

 

[monkey_man]

deeee-reeecting a teleporter!
but that's for freeing..
eehm titanium rust free underpants with inside coating, activated by a verbal code?

 

[Marter]

A knife, so I could defend myself.

 

[GrinningManiac]

EITHER

War and Peace - so I can FINALLY get down to reading it
My laptop with JUST my stories on it - so I can FINALLY get down to writing it
A Learn Hindi course - so I can FINALLY get down to learning it

Why not download "war and peace" and a learn Hindi computer program onto your laptop, install a memory upgrade, and then bring it?

I like this man's thinking

...you're a guy, right? I just assumed, but I might be wrong

 

[SirDerick]

My iPod. 5000+ songs, stand up videos, and some movies==no boredom.

Nice, but there's no way to recharge the batteries in prison.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I'd want Chuck Norris to be there with me, he'd break out and I'd just walk out of the walls he would have smashed.

 

[Plurralbles]

pulling Oblivion: A lockpick.

 

[That One Six]

An activated at will Protoss Immortal-esque hardened shield. Not only would it be great for protection purposes, but it could provide endless hours of amusement. Or it might let me just walk out without getting shot. The possibilities are endless!

 

[Sansha]

In true Oblivion fashion, a lockpick.

Great, now you've violated the law.

He's gonna have to pay the court a fine or serve his sentence - those stolen goods are now forfeit.

If I weren't so lazy, I'd link to the remix

Pay-the-court-a-fine or serve. your. sentence.

Stolen goods. Stolen goods. Stolen goods are now forfeit. Ffffffff

YOU... YOU... YOU VIOLATED. THE LAW.

STOLEN

 

[El Poncho]

My DS and several games(surely i'm allowed to bring games with it.)

 

[shenaniganez]

I want to say Megan Fox for obvious reasons, but then I would have to fend off the general population,soooo I'm gonna have to go with hammer space.

 

[BENZOOKA]

That really depends on which country's prison I'd be stuck in.

If I was to be sent to an American maximum security prison,, I'd bring a cyanide pill.

If I was to be sent to an Norwegian prison, I'd bring a laptop.


And yes, you can do that here in Norway.
Rehabilitation of criminals is a far better option than pure and hellish punishment.

It's quite the same in Finland too. Some can work, even get paid a bit from it and have a rather normal living while serving their sentence. The most absurd thing there is that a lot of people outside of the prison don't have a job, don't get free food, necessarily don't even have a place to live in. So it's quite fucking ridiculous in a way. (Finnish) Legal system is terrible in many other ways too.

OT: I'd bring a nice soft rug, don't want my feet to get cold.

 

[Aceptdtctv]

my house, just knock out a wall in my cell for the door to go, and i'm all set